lockjaw

1. difficulty or pain in opening ones mouth due to a medical condition, injury, or infection

2. an upper class accent

If you keep chewing your nails like that you could get lockjaw.

by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2008

punk rock

a style of Rock music, characterized by superficial loudness and crudeness

Punk rock originally Developed in The U.K. and Australia, but is not limited to those countries.

by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2009

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 02, 2011

abc gum

gum that has already been chewed (especially if placed under a desk or chair)

If you chew that abc gum you could get someone's germs.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

economy class syndrome

deep vein thrombosis (from the fact that it was first noticed in passangers travelling long distance in economy class sections where legroom was scarce)

He was taken to the hospital after he reported signs of economy class syndrome.

by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2011

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 01, 2010

pillow talk

intimate talk between lovers while lying in bed after copulating

She tiptoed out of the bedroom after the pillow talk was over.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2008