you and what army

Who is trying threaten me?

A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2009

Vaporware

computer software that is announced but does not yet exist due to being stuck in development or being canceled all together

Duke Nukem Forever has become an infamous example of vaporware.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2008

meat eater

a corrupt police officer who greedily searches for and pursues situations that they can exploit for thier own financial gain

They discovered that the latest officer assigned had a record of being a meat eater.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2011

mind-fuck

to manipulate someone to think and act as one wishes, to brainwash

She sounded like she was trying to mind-fuck you.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2009

lead baloon

a failure, especially a severe one

a movie based on a game is usually a lead baloon.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2008

ventilate

to shoot someone (from the notion of letting air into someone)

For a second I thought he was going to ventilate.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2007

plug

1. worthless

2. to shoot someone, especially to death

3. positive publicity

4. to give positive publicity

5. to copulate

Your pet is totally plug.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2010