The Return of Light Joker's definitions

wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

browbeat

to intimidate, to coerce

Don't browbeat them for their problems with classmates.

by The return of Light Joker May 27, 2010

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2008

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

windbag

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011

11 bang-bang

an infantryman, an infantry soldier(derogatory)

Like his father, he started out as an 11 bang-bang.

by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2011