Definitions by The Return of LIght Joker

you can't get there from here 

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

you can't get there from here by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

sky pilot 

a chaplain or preacher

Some sky pilot tried to change a bunch of atheist's minds on Facebook.

sky pilot by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

guesstimate 

an approximation based on calculation

Before you guesstimate, do a little more research on the subject.

guesstimate by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2010

tarantula-juice 

Potent or inferior liquor

Just tasting that tarantula-juice was enough to make you vomit.

tarantula-juice by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

dog tags 

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary

I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

dog tags by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

wallbanger 

a tablet of Quaalude, a sedative-hypnotic drug popular in the 1960-70s

I'd stay away from those wallbangers if I were you.
(example of wallbanger)

wallbanger by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2010

jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

jelly-on-springs by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010