The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

ignorant

crude, ill mannered, boorish (not to be confused with the standard sense of lacking knowledge)

We have a bunch of ignorant people on the radio who get paid for running off at the mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2011

buy the farm

to die, especially in combat

They knew that if their father were to buy the farm they would have to sell the farm.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2011

nest

a comfortable residence or job situation

He worked hard to insure that he had a nest of his own.

by The Return of Light Joker July 6, 2011

hickory horned devil

the fifth instar of the caterpillar of a Citheronia Regalis moth, known for it's prickly and garish appearance

A hickory horned devil is actually harmless when touched.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2011

ears are burning

to be the topic of a discussion somewhere else, or to sense this

My ears are burning and I feel like the people have the wrong idea.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2011

notch

1. to score a point

2. to copulate

He a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2011

Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.

The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011