The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

upchuck

to vomit, to empty ones stomach through one's mouth

Don't you upchuck on the rug.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2008

like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2011

loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2008

on the rocks

1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)

The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2009

go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)

I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

milk run

1. an uneventful military mission with no incidents

2. an unscrupulous campaign for political funds

They though it was going to be a milk run, but things got hectic.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011