perzackly

precisely (a blend of precisely and the abbreviation zackly)

Perzackly! That's whats wrong with this situtation.

by The Return of Light Joker September 03, 2011

juco

1. a community college (from an abbreviation of junior

college)

2. a student of a community collage

He took one class at Juco but never came to start another class.

by The Return of Light Joker August 24, 2010

pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2009

nest

a comfortable residence or job situation

He worked hard to insure that he had a nest of his own.

by The Return of Light Joker July 04, 2011

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009

noodle

the head, especially in the context of thinking

Something was off in her noodle.

by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2010