The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2009

44

1. a .44 magnum handgun

2. a prostitute

I don't need a 44. It's not worth my time.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2010

spizzerinktum

energy, vitality, vigor

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2009

squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009