The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

3rd degree

a session of questioning especially a long or harsh one

My mom gave me the 3rd degree when she saw the stain on the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

voicebox

the organ responsible for vocalization, the larnyx

Your voicebox can't be that sore from singing.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

taste blood

to experience something exciting or dangerous for the first time

I didn't taste blood until I knew I was ready.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2011

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009

train wreck

1. a person who has many medical/mental problems and is in failing condition

2. any difficult or disastrous situation

Boy, He was turning out to be a train wreck.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2009

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008