Definitions by The Real Wiz 76

Vegan Blowjob 

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

Vegan Blowjob by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

Nectar Collector

A person who swallows multiple loads of semen in a short period of time and then vomits it back up like a bee does with honey.

I knew a nectar collector back in college. She blew 6 guys in less than an hour and threw it back up all over my dorm room.

Nectar Collector by The Real Wiz 76 November 26, 2018

Jam Session 

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.

I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.

Jam Session by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

Pump N Dump 

Another way to describe pulling out during sexual intercourse.

I took a girl home last night who wasn't on the pill so I had to do the ole pump n dump on her back.

Pump N Dump by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

Garricking 

When you're so drunk that you close your eyes while you drink your beer. Aka sleep drinking.

I saw some dude garricking at the bar last night. He was hammered.

Garricking by The Real Wiz 76 April 12, 2016

The Jayson 

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.

Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!

The Jayson by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015