The Real NerdMysteria's definitions

M.A.T.H

Miserable
Atrocious
Tedious
Hateful
These are the qualities of Math.

"Alright kids, what does math stand for?"
"M.A.T.H stands for Miserable Atrocious Tedious Hateful."

by The Real NerdMysteria January 29, 2018

ur mom gay

It is the most powerful and devastating roast. By saying this, the person being roasted will cry and get crippling depression.

“Hey Lukas! Eat a dick!”
“Jim, ur mom gay”

by The Real NerdMysteria May 19, 2018

Cheeki Breeki

It is a phrase shouted by Russians who drank to much vodka last night.

"CHEEKI BREEKI!!!"

"Boris have you been drinking again?"

by The Real NerdMysteria January 26, 2018

FBI

The people who can see what you’re browsing on the internet if you don’t use incognito mode. If you watch loli hentai without incognito mode, the FBI will raid your house and kill you.

*Bill masturbates to loli hentai without incognito mode*
“FBI OPEN UP!”

by The Real NerdMysteria May 23, 2018

Tripaloski

Tripaloski is a hard bass song talking about how good Adidas is. In the music video, a bunch of Russians are dancing wildly with pistols and a bottle of beer.

"Tripaloski!"
"You must love Adidas!"

by The Real NerdMysteria February 3, 2018

Mursal

A FATASS! She's mentally insane and tries to get boyfriends, but usually fails. Mursal also slanders random people and tries to ruin their reputation.

"It's Mursal!"
"Holy Shit! She can slander any of us!"

by The Real NerdMysteria February 1, 2018

Hank J. Wimbleton

The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.

"Hey it's my friend Hank J. Wimbleton!"
"Did he ever tell you about the time he died 7 times.

by The Real NerdMysteria January 28, 2018