The Real Henry Higgins's definitions

Buyorrhea

The helpless inability, paradoxically highly prevalent amongst the lowest paid and most debt-ridden, to stop buying shit, resulting in further indebtedness and misery.

'Pass me the phone Kayleigh- I've got to have that Tanzanium-studded eternity bracelet NOW!'

'On my life Keleese- you have just got buyorrhea!'

by The Real Henry Higgins November 22, 2009

Skabbadiddlybongtastic

A term of ultimate approval originally describing the best of contemporary vocal jazz improvisation or scat-singing, but potentially applicable to almost anything very good if you can pronounce it.

That Dee Dee Bridgewater - funktabulously sponditious and moreover completely skabbadiddlybongtastic in every way great mate.

by The Real Henry Higgins November 28, 2012

Boatshank

This is a charming term signifying the act of stabbing someone in the face.

Be so kind as to give me your Nokia or risk sustaining a boatshank.

by The Real Henry Higgins November 9, 2009