Buyorrhea 

The helpless inability, paradoxically highly prevalent amongst the lowest paid and most debt-ridden, to stop buying shit, resulting in further indebtedness and misery.

'Pass me the phone Kayleigh- I've got to have that Tanzanium-studded eternity bracelet NOW!'

'On my life Keleese- you have just got buyorrhea!'

Buyorrhea by The Real Henry Higgins November 22, 2009

Bayarrhea 

What happens when two or more San Franciscans start talking about San Francisco.

“Isn’t it great that we live in the Bay Area?” “Yes, it is, isn’t it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge” “Look at Mt. Tam!” “Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!” “Look at those guys in assless chaps!” “Yes, it’s all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!” “Uh Oh, I think we have bayarrhea!” “What are you a war-mongering, baby seal clubbing, conservative or something!?”

Bayarrhea by Jesse Hattabaugh December 21, 2006

burrhead 

Those coming from the african persuasion, due to the gnatty, brillo pad type hair.

Boy! Those burrheads sure do like watermellons.

burrhead by Todd Savage November 8, 2005

Bayarrhea 

When a group of San Franciscans get together to congratulate themselves on how proud they are to live in the best place on Earth. Bayarrhea often occurs when people need reassurance of their decision to live in the Bay Area, as most people (at least before the Internet boom) did not move there for work, but rather just because of the appealing lifestyle.

Bayarrhea can be illustrated through the following converstion: "Isn't it great that we live in the Bay Area?" "Yes, it is, isn't it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge." "Look at Mt. Tam!" "Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!" "Look at those guys in assless chaps!" "Yes, it's all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!"

Bayarrhea by RinSF May 5, 2008

buyarrhea 

A disease in which a man's credit card mysteriously hemorrhages money while in his wife's possession.

Dude - your wife bought herself a diamond on your card. You definitely have buyarrhea.

buyarrhea by mossyrock September 3, 2014

Budarrhea 

(Bud-er-E-a) Especially nasty form of diarrhea that is a common after-effect of a night spent drinking Budweiser products. This condition usually results in watery, yellow-ish bowel movements and severe stomach cramps.

aka "The Bud Mudd" or "Mudd Slides"

Bud Light was on special last night. Cheap bastard that I am, I drank that crap and I've been paying for it with a terrible case of Budarrhea all day.

Budarrhea by Odie-wan July 30, 2008

bayourrhea 

When Cajun food gives you the squirts

Man that jambalaya and gumbo gave me a bad case of bayourrhea

bayourrhea by socref79 January 20, 2016