The Raging Bull's definitions

hot like harif

adj. Drop-dead gorgeous (harif is a sharp spice that Israelis enjoy eating with their falafels & hummus). Note: should be pronounced with a guttural-sounding "H" for dramatic effect.

Hey motek, has anybody ever told you that you are hot like harif?

by The Raging Bull August 29, 2005

webbreviation

n. Short for "web abbreviation." These internet acronyms either contribute to our rich online culture or expedite the demise of intellectual civilization (depending on who you ask). Some popular webbreviations include lol, brb, ttyl, btw & idk.

Steve: How would I look in a cape?
Randy: idk
Steve: Whatever. I'll never be able to pull it off as well as Dina anyway.
Randy: lol
Steve: Randy, stop that!
Randy: Stop what?
Steve: You've gotta be the only loser who uses webbreviations when chatting in person.

by The Raging Bull August 27, 2005

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

SP

n. Suspicious package. This is something that the citizens of Israel are all too familiar with. Unfortunately, it has also recently been added to the vernacular of the Americans and British. May G-d smite the terrorist heathen once and for all!

If you see an SP, immediately notify a police officer in close proximity.

by The Raging Bull August 23, 2005

Gen. Burnsides

n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).

Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?

by The Raging Bull August 18, 2005

Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005

sidewalk apothecary

n. Another name for a street pharmacist.

"My sidewalk apothecary provides me with the best Magical Mr. Mistoffelees this metropolis has got to offer."

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005