Gen. Burnsides

n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).
Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?
by The Raging Bull August 18, 2005
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diphthong-worthy

adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"
"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."
by The Raging Bull April 08, 2005
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OTD

adj. An acronym for "Off The Derekh." "Derekh" is the Hebrew word for "path", alluding to the path that G-d delineates in the Bible which every righteous Jew must follow. Can be used to describe a person, an object, or an idea.
"I can see that O-girl's knees. Damn, that skirt is OTD!"

"I can picture her doing something like that. That broad used to be shomeret, but now she's just OTD."

"I always thought you were observant. When did you become so OTD?"

"Dude, don't take me to these OTD parties anymore. I'm trying to do t'shuva over here!"
by The Raging Bull February 20, 2005
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webbreviation

n. Short for "web abbreviation." These internet acronyms either contribute to our rich online culture or expedite the demise of intellectual civilization (depending on who you ask). Some popular webbreviations include lol, brb, ttyl, btw & idk.
Steve: How would I look in a cape?
Randy: idk
Steve: Whatever. I'll never be able to pull it off as well as Dina anyway.
Randy: lol
Steve: Randy, stop that!
Randy: Stop what?
Steve: You've gotta be the only loser who uses webbreviations when chatting in person.
by The Raging Bull August 27, 2005
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Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).
“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”
by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005
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shvili

Adj. Having the qualities of a tormentor or bully; A popular surname suffix in the Republic of Georgia, whose denizens are infamous for the strong-arm tactics they purportedly employ in order to reach the top of the food chain (e.g. Joseph Stalin, née Ioseb Jughashvili).
Friend: You’re nephew just threw a kid almost twice his size to the ground!
Me: Yup, that little tyke is a bona fide shvili.
by The Raging Bull April 28, 2005
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O-girl

n. An Orthodox (Jewish) girl. These chicks drive secular guys crazy because of the alluring appeal of their perceived innocence. Synonyms include dox, nash and denim skirt.
"Damn, i wish i could get some of that O-girl action!"
by The Raging Bull February 20, 2005
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