Definitions by The Queen of Canada

Solarrus

A religious holiday during which believers of the Korrui faith remove their head coverings (one of only three days this is allowed during Ballam) to celebrate the the heat, longer days, and life to arrive in the coming spring. In most areas Solarrus is celebrated on the 15th of January, though in colder areas (such as Canada, Russia, Iceland, Greenland, and a few others) it is celebrated on the 15th of March. Key Solarrus celebrations include dancing, scrying, and story telling at festival gatherings.

I can't believe that 2020 will be the first time in 30 years that I've missed a Solarrus festival!

Solarrus by The Queen of Canada December 19, 2020

Korru Head

An insult referring to Korrui who refuse to social distance, simply because of a religious holiday (such as Stellarrus, Lunarrus, Solarrus, Luna Flame or Krampus.)

You wouldn't believe the amount of Korru Heads I passed at Sobeys!

Korru Head by The Queen of Canada December 17, 2020

Lunarrus 

Occurring on the 11th day of the first month of the Christian calendar year (the 23rd day of the Pantarran calendar year), Lunarrus is one of three days taking place during Ballam during which teen followers of the Korrui religion remove their hair coverings to socialize freely (usually at parades, festivals, and and public dances, clogging up public spaces.)

Lunarrus activities definitely go against coronavirus standards.

Lunarrus by The Queen of Canada December 17, 2020

Stellarrus 

A festival in celebration of stars, family, and the living world usually including parades, live plays, and community projects to better the world around them practiced by followers of the Korrui faith taking place on the seventh day of the first month of the Christian calendar year and on the nineteenth day of the Panterran calendar year.

I fudging hate the Stellarrus traffic! Couldn't those Korrui just celebrated at home?!

Stellarrus by The Queen of Canada December 17, 2020