The Professor of Slackology's definitions

chubtastic

An item or situation so exciting it induces an insignificant erection (i.e. a chubby) though the item or situation has no sexual implications.

1.Your new laptop is chubtastic!
2.Landing at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam is chubtastic!

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

I-ccident

an undesirable or unfortunate happening caused by a modern device that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss

I laughed so hard I cried when I saw the lady have that

I-ccident in the fountain.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011