The Professor of Slackology's definitions

I-ccident

an undesirable or unfortunate happening caused by a modern device that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss

I laughed so hard I cried when I saw the lady have that

I-ccident in the fountain.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

Pussy turd

An ugly baby

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

chubtastic

An item or situation so exciting it induces an insignificant erection (i.e. a chubby) though the item or situation has no sexual implications.

1.Your new laptop is chubtastic!
2.Landing at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam is chubtastic!

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011