A girl who's favourite pastime is getting a man to cum on a biscuit and then she eats it. Rich Tea biscuits are her favourites.
by The Plumber Jezza J May 02, 2025
When someone is totally addicted to their PlayStation they are in their own little world and have no interest in anything else around them even their hot and sexy girlfriend.
J... what did you do last night? Any sexy time with him?
H.. just watched TV. He's PlayStationorant.. he wouldn't even notice me if I was walking around naked lol
H.. just watched TV. He's PlayStationorant.. he wouldn't even notice me if I was walking around naked lol
by The Plumber Jezza J January 25, 2023
by The Plumber Jezza J March 03, 2019
Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 08, 2018
When a girl called Holly is sucking your cock and her head is going up and down your shaft. Therefore she's Holly Bobbing.
What did you get upto last night?
I took Holly home last night and straight away she was Holly Bobbing
I took Holly home last night and straight away she was Holly Bobbing
by The Plumber Jezza J October 27, 2022
When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022
This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..
What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022