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When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow
I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.
What happened?
My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me
What happened?
My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me
by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025
Get the Colombian Snowplough mug.A girl who's favourite pastime is getting a man to cum on a biscuit and then she eats it. Rich Tea biscuits are her favourites.
by The Plumber Jezza J May 2, 2025
Get the soggy leanne mug.When someone is totally addicted to their PlayStation they are in their own little world and have no interest in anything else around them even their hot and sexy girlfriend.
J... what did you do last night? Any sexy time with him?
H.. just watched TV. He's PlayStationorant.. he wouldn't even notice me if I was walking around naked lol
H.. just watched TV. He's PlayStationorant.. he wouldn't even notice me if I was walking around naked lol
by The Plumber Jezza J January 25, 2023
Get the PlayStationorant mug.This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..
What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022
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you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022
Get the Speed bump bouncing mug.When a girl called Holly is sucking your cock and her head is going up and down your shaft. Therefore she's Holly Bobbing.
What did you get upto last night?
I took Holly home last night and straight away she was Holly Bobbing
I took Holly home last night and straight away she was Holly Bobbing
by The Plumber Jezza J October 27, 2022
Get the Holly Bobbing mug.When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.
Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.
by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022
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