12 definitions by The Pig Farmer's Grandson

redundalike

A combination of the words "redundant" and "alike" defining itself and other unnecessary combinations of two or more words to create a third new word that is absolutely superfluous to the language.

"Chillax" is the latest in an unending flood of redundalikes that people who are not cool overuse to prove that they are cool, and able to "chill" and "relax.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 13, 2010

Skypology (-ize)

To offer a video apology via Skype to someone you've offended.

I accused my girlfriend of cheating on me, but I had to (offer a) Skypology (-ize) when I found out the guy she was hanging out with was just an unattractive cousin.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 2, 2010

Skynner

Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.

I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 30, 2010

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 4, 2009

intersizzle

Positive or negative attention, heat, or excitement about a person, product, or service created and upsurging on the internet.

That baby pig video on YouTube has total intersizzle. It's got like two million downloads.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 19, 2010

screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010