Definitions by The Pig Farmer's Grandson

investisniffing

Activity undertaken by your dog while being walked, in which he or she stops to smell every object, from microscopic to gargantuan, when you're in a rush or already late for an important occasion.

I would have been on time, but my goddamn dog was investisniffing everything on my block.

investisniffing by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 30, 2012

redundalike 

A combination of the words "redundant" and "alike" defining itself and other unnecessary combinations of two or more words to create a third new word that is absolutely superfluous to the language.

"Chillax" is the latest in an unending flood of redundalikes that people who are not cool overuse to prove that they are cool, and able to "chill" and "relax.

redundalike by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 13, 2010

Skynner

Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.

I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.

Skynner by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 30, 2010

webplex 

An internet site or presence that is more significant than an ordinary web"site." A complex website that offers myriad opportunities for cross-communication and fertilization of new ideas, concepts, constructs, and philosophies.

I just spend seven hours in the chat rooms of the hallway of hackers on the Everythinginexistence.com webplex.

webplex by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 24, 2010

intersizzle 

Positive or negative attention, heat, or excitement about a person, product, or service created and upsurging on the internet.

That baby pig video on YouTube has total intersizzle. It's got like two million downloads.

intersizzle by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 19, 2010

keyboard condom 

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

keyboard condom by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

screencream 

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

screencream by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010