objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 03, 2009
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Skynner

Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.
I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 30, 2010
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thumbo

A typographical error made while using thumbs only to text mesage. Similar to a typo, or typographical error.
Did you mean to write guck you? No, sorry, that was a thumbo.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 03, 2009
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Skypology (-ize)

To offer a video apology via Skype to someone you've offended.
I accused my girlfriend of cheating on me, but I had to (offer a) Skypology (-ize) when I found out the guy she was hanging out with was just an unattractive cousin.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 02, 2010
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webicide

Removing oneself from all social networking sites, closing out all of one's e-mail accounts, using a nontexting cell phone or analog phone. Essentially ending all possibilities of internet communication with you by electronic means by committing WEBICIDE. Not to be confused with those individuals who have committed actual suicide and live-streamed or you tubed the act online.
X shut down his Facebook, Twitter, My Space, Linked In, and all e-mail accounts to start the process of webicide. X will only communicate with others by using an analog telephone, snail mail, and in person.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 24, 2009
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redundalike

A combination of the words "redundant" and "alike" defining itself and other unnecessary combinations of two or more words to create a third new word that is absolutely superfluous to the language.
"Chillax" is the latest in an unending flood of redundalikes that people who are not cool overuse to prove that they are cool, and able to "chill" and "relax.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson September 13, 2010
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investisniffing

Activity undertaken by your dog while being walked, in which he or she stops to smell every object, from microscopic to gargantuan, when you're in a rush or already late for an important occasion.
I would have been on time, but my goddamn dog was investisniffing everything on my block.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 30, 2012
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