by The Partygoers! October 04, 2021
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 20, 2022
by The Partygoers! October 07, 2021
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
by The Partygoers! June 20, 2021
The first song in the playlist "Everywhere At The End Of Time." It seems to be the most popular and recognizable song.
Most commonly found from: Trollge Memes, and Everywhere At The End Of Funk.
When listening for the first time, it appears to be like a slowed and slightly distorted version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly, when listening to this sound without context you might think very little of it. When provided context it might seem a little sad, because if you didn't know, "Everywhere At The End Of Time" is a playlist that simulates dementia.
Most commonly found from: Trollge Memes, and Everywhere At The End Of Funk.
When listening for the first time, it appears to be like a slowed and slightly distorted version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly, when listening to this sound without context you might think very little of it. When provided context it might seem a little sad, because if you didn't know, "Everywhere At The End Of Time" is a playlist that simulates dementia.
Person 1: *Is listening to Heartaches.*
"Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me, I can't believe It's Just a Burnin' Memory!"
Person 2: "Did you know that there's a version of that song that simulates dementia?"
Person 1: "Really? My mother was diagnosed with alzheimer's a few weeks back, I guess I could listen to it."
Person 2: "The song is It's Just A Burning Memory. You'll find the playlist in a few searches after listening."
Person 1: "There's a playlist? Is it good?"
Person 2: ".........You've been warned..."
"Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me, I can't believe It's Just a Burnin' Memory!"
Person 2: "Did you know that there's a version of that song that simulates dementia?"
Person 1: "Really? My mother was diagnosed with alzheimer's a few weeks back, I guess I could listen to it."
Person 2: "The song is It's Just A Burning Memory. You'll find the playlist in a few searches after listening."
Person 1: "There's a playlist? Is it good?"
Person 2: ".........You've been warned..."
by The Partygoers! May 10, 2021
An entity of The Backrooms, most commonly found on Levels: FUN, 119, and 188.
Partygoers are highly aggressive, and highly intelligent.
They create Balloons and can mimic the sound of laughter, these are used to lure you to them.
Partygoers are tall slender bright yellow (sometimes other colored) entities that appear to have a smile carved into their "face", inside their "sleeves" is what looks to be similar to a lamprey eels mouth, Partygoers will latch onto it's prey and convert them into one of them, Partygoers can create, alter, and delete wiki pages of information about them.
Partygoers are silent, but lack in speed, so you could easily outrun them.
If you see confetti flying out of a window on Level 188 T̵h e r e̵'̵s̵ a ̲̳̤̭̇͑̋ p ͎̻͉̬̙̹̺̄̌̆̓͘a̴̜̘͇̹͒ŗ̴̡̺̣̻̐̿̉͋̉͘t̴̜̔͛̽̏̄̈̕͠y̶̡̟̫̩̼͇̺͛ͅ i̵͇͗͊̈́̈́͘n̴̰̯̘͛̀̄͐͌̚̚ ̶̡̡̡̺͇̠̫̳̾̀̉̅̆͐̐̓ţ̶͕̫̺̙͚̩͆̈́̃̒̈́̆̈́͠h̵̯̥̖̱̅͆͐̑̆e ̡̛̛̝͊̄͂̆̏̊̇̌͒̂r ̡̢̪̜̳͉̗̳͚̱̻̊̆̉̏̉͆̔ͅͅe̵̯͋̀̂͌̚͝! ̢̢̨̘̳̲͇̤̣̬̖́̏͊͑͗͒͂ ̒͜= ͓̫͍̥̆͒̈́̂͌͗̉) ̛̰̀͗̓͂̚
Partygoers are highly aggressive, and highly intelligent.
They create Balloons and can mimic the sound of laughter, these are used to lure you to them.
Partygoers are tall slender bright yellow (sometimes other colored) entities that appear to have a smile carved into their "face", inside their "sleeves" is what looks to be similar to a lamprey eels mouth, Partygoers will latch onto it's prey and convert them into one of them, Partygoers can create, alter, and delete wiki pages of information about them.
Partygoers are silent, but lack in speed, so you could easily outrun them.
If you see confetti flying out of a window on Level 188 T̵h e r e̵'̵s̵ a ̲̳̤̭̇͑̋ p ͎̻͉̬̙̹̺̄̌̆̓͘a̴̜̘͇̹͒ŗ̴̡̺̣̻̐̿̉͋̉͘t̴̜̔͛̽̏̄̈̕͠y̶̡̟̫̩̼͇̺͛ͅ i̵͇͗͊̈́̈́͘n̴̰̯̘͛̀̄͐͌̚̚ ̶̡̡̡̺͇̠̫̳̾̀̉̅̆͐̐̓ţ̶͕̫̺̙͚̩͆̈́̃̒̈́̆̈́͠h̵̯̥̖̱̅͆͐̑̆e ̡̛̛̝͊̄͂̆̏̊̇̌͒̂r ̡̢̪̜̳͉̗̳͚̱̻̊̆̉̏̉͆̔ͅͅe̵̯͋̀̂͌̚͝! ̢̢̨̘̳̲͇̤̣̬̖́̏͊͑͗͒͂ ̒͜= ͓̫͍̥̆͒̈́̂͌͗̉) ̛̰̀͗̓͂̚
Person 1: "There's a single balloon in the hallway..."
Person 2: "We must leave, that's The Partygoers!"
Person 2: "We must leave, that's The Partygoers!"
by The Partygoers! May 10, 2021