The use of bogus technical terms used mainly by salesmen and people with low IQ to try to impress others - usually ends in the person sounding absolutely genius around other idiots or incredibly stupid around a person who actually uses his or her brain.
Idiot: Dude, my new computer has 16 quantum rapid pipeline array multitasking engines, 32 supercharged bit array analyzers, and 4 scanline 8-bit button-mapping process interrupters!
Intelligent Person: Wow, you must really love rich dummy talk - that computer was outdated 4 years ago and you just spent $3000 for it.
Intelligent Person: Wow, you must really love rich dummy talk - that computer was outdated 4 years ago and you just spent $3000 for it.
by The Overmind July 01, 2004
The correct spelling of the word fidgets - that is, if the correct spelling for digits is didgits...
by The Overmind July 07, 2004
A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System
Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.
by The Overmind July 07, 2004
A test designed to determine user-friendliness. One asks himself or herself if a product is easy enough to use that a grandmother could use it.
Pass: Windows and AOL. While both of these are inefficient and likely to crash products, they are purchased simply because they are easy to use.
Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...
Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...
by The Overmind July 08, 2004