Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.
Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.
by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008
The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.
Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."
Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"
Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)
Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"
Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)
by The Original Slim Bavis April 01, 2009
Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.
When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.
by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003
Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.
Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"
by The Original Slim Bavis April 01, 2005
The act of adding another tire to both sides of the rear axle of any car (making it a dually). While this might not increase the towing capacity of most cars, it sure looks fucking cool. Also called "trailer-parking" or "white-trashing."
Cletus: "Hey, Brandine, we gotta move."
Brandine: " The only car we got is the IROC, how we 'sposed ta move the trailer."
Earl: "Hey, Cletus, ya outta put that Camaro a dually, y'all could sure trail that home 'a yours mighty far if that IROC were a dually!"
Brandine: " The only car we got is the IROC, how we 'sposed ta move the trailer."
Earl: "Hey, Cletus, ya outta put that Camaro a dually, y'all could sure trail that home 'a yours mighty far if that IROC were a dually!"
by The Original Slim Bavis December 09, 2003
A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
by The Original Slim Bavis October 26, 2004
A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
by The Original Slim Bavis January 08, 2009