Girl- I like your hair.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.
Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Someone that nobody would miss, somebody that tries to run people off from their own town even when they're not even from the town.
The instigator did everything she did to excess (mostly due to lack of self control). She told everyone she was like Bach thinking they would start respecting her at some point, but in reality she was more like Patrizia Reggiani or Jim Jones to people that knew her well and saw past her updated image/knew her darker side that she didn't tell anybody about (the one that erased previous versions of who she said she was and put small town graffiti over it).
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
Not everybody had a 6th grade version of themselves that would kick the shit out of the adult version of themselves comromising everything, some people had a 6th grade version of themselves that wanted to become rich and powerful enough to force everyone else to compromise everything.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021
Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 01, 2021
The trustee didn't lose the favor of the people he/she held titles for, he/she never had their trust to begin with, even if that was what it looked like on paper.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
Someone that thinks they own a town because their mommy and daddy worked there, even if they're not originally from there and hold nothing sacred there.
The dork encouraged people in her congregation to report suspicion and hate crimes to her rather than question her. Jim Jones did the same things at his compound in Guyana.
by The Original Agahnim October 16, 2021