The Original Agahnim's definitions

Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.

Zombie fires a little bit hard to believe.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Instigator

Somebody that calls people liars because they thought those people were weaker than them (to pick a fight with them or try and run them off) rather than because they actually have a tendency to lie a lot.

The girl is an instigator, a fake, a poseur that wants to be everything she poses as. Her own father called her the mouth of the south, and that is not an opinion, it's a fact, he really did call her that as a kid.

by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022

200 percent

Double everything something has.

Zeus, the uber competitive athlete, was always trying to turn up both of his/her 2 hearts to 200 percent and thought that most people were cowards for not giving as much as him/her, while most people thought Zeus was a fucking idiot that tried to take something like a stupid fucking game or sport to a level of desperation and calculation that they were never meant to be taken to, since it became more about trying to run people over than having a good time by that point, and that didn't interest people any more than pointless battles for superiority did.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Princess of darkness

The princess of nightmares, shadows, and all things terrifying and unseen.

The bubbly girl was the motherfuckin princess of darkness.

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Mama's girl

A mother's little spy.

Mama's girl- Well, it looks like an ATM machine, and y'all look like you're on drugs so I'm gonna tell mama.

by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021

Meg

The one on Family Guy that would have everybody playing basketball at Pelican Bay for laughing at her misfortune of getting the shit kicked out of her on the playground.

King Kong ain't got shit on Meg, she's the man around here, she's number one!

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021