Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Kingpin 

The one that convinced everyone Spiderman was the bad guy.

The Kingpin wasn't going to tell anyone he was evil, he was going to wear a humanitarian facade and put a mask on everyone else.

Kingpin by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Kingpin 

The one in Spiderman that convinces everyone that Spiderman is the bad guy, though a Queenpin or a Princesspin would do the same thing to get what she wanted.

The Kingpin convinced everyone that he was a humanitarian and that Spiderman was Satan.

Kingpin by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Umbrella corporation 

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

Umbrella corporation by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Confederate flag 

A piece of cloth.

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.

Confederate flag by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

progress 

Progress isn't removing anything that offends a group, such as Confederate flags or statues. Progress is when their presence, or the presence of a statue or flag of an otherwise opposing group (such as Martin Luther King) no longer trigger violence. Until then, no progress has been made, people are only pretending their hatred disappeared by erasing their past or covering it up, pretending that it doesn't exist along with any and all negative feelings (rather than expressing them fully).

Never trust someone that pretends they have no negative feelings, or that erasing all external signs of them is progress, since these are the biggest cynics you will ever meet. Not everybody has to pretend to be an optimist all the time about everything, since there is reason not to be sometimes.

progress by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021

sign 

Someone that will say or do anything to keep from getting ignored, it doesn't matter what it is.

The sign says you are a stupid faggot clown that doesn't pay enough attention to black lives, extraterrestrial rights, or noisy idiots, and that all of these things matter more than what you were thinking about or paying attention to today.

sign by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021

Dagger 

Something that is kind of like what happened to Maximus.

The dagger coming off the guy's bat fractured two of the pitcher's ribs, just as somebody had arranged before the game. It went exactly as planned. He had to slowly watch helplessly as his team was turned into cowards by spacemen.

Dagger by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021