Accident

Something you say woops about afterward.

So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Manhunter

The prequel to Silence of the Lambs.

Unedited Manhunter dialogue-

Tooth fairy- Open your eyes, or I will weld your eyelids to your forehead.

Mr. Lowndes- I just realized, I'm a bitch ass motherfucker, it wasn't you, that's why I've been unfair to you. I will never write another lie in the Tattler about you if you let me go.

by The Original Agahnim July 07, 2021

Cam Newton

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.

Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Black widow

An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.

The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

meg

The center of the broad universe, if you're broad minded enough to see it.

It's a good thing I never had a girl, me and her would just have to end up paying attention to Meg and her needs. Let's get rid of all our material shit my girl and I and get ourselves put out in the street, it doesn't matter as long as we're paying enough attention to Meg, she's such a sweet person! As long as Meg gets to live her cult dreams, nothing and nobody else matters does it?

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

Pawn

Somebody that supports someone that is trying to put their small business out of business by becoming the next Uber, thinking they are supporting a sweet person, and not someone who wants to get filthy rich. Supporting someone's dreams that wants to destroy yours isn't doing the right thing, especially when all they dream about is dollar signs.

Once they quit being her pawn or playing her game altogether, they found that they didn't miss any of it.

by The Original Agahnim September 01, 2021

Hall Pass

A movie about a wife that fails her own test and gets caught in her own trap she set for her husband, but the guy is too naive to notice.

Grace should have got a taste of her own medicine in Hall Pass, but everybody seems scared to give her one for what she did.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021