Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Clown
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.
He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
Clown by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Righteous
More righteous or more morally qualified isn't equal, so females pushing males for that aren't pushing them for equality, they are pushing for superiority, and that's bullshit. It's as bullshit as males trying to do the same thing with females.
The girl couldn't see that her own double standards or steps on her own ladder were everything she ever made fun of in somebody else when picking at their double standards or seeing through the rungs in their ladders, so she kept talking shit about people and judging them while telling them not to judge her for it. She wasn't any more righteous than anybody else, but always thought she was.
Righteous by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Reborn
A female that always acts tough or badass to compensate for what she was like as a kid. If her self esteem gets low enough, she starts trying to pick on people she thinks are weaker than her, mostly males that have human insecurities about height or their bodies, (being qualified for) fatherhood, relationships, jobs, titles, recognition, and so on or other things related to being male and feeling like you're never good enough for a female, or that females are somehow more righteous or morally qualified at life than males.
The girl trying to put that guy down about his dick size must have been reborn as a badass in her teens, because though she was always cocky as a kid, she certainly was never a badass even if she thought she was.
Reborn by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Multiverse agent magnet
That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
Multiverse agent magnet by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
risky
Living is risky to yourself and others, so is driving a car and many other things people do every day. Life is worth losing, especially since you don't have much choice as to whether you will die or not. It should be your choice whether you spend the rest of your years behind a mask taking orders, or making your own orders for yourself, and trusting in yourself enough to keep going. Though driving a car is hazardous to yourself and others, most people still don't kill themselves or anyone else in an auto accident even once in their lifetime. Accidents might be one of the leading causes of death, but there are still many times more drivers on the road that make it home every night to see their families.
Life is risky, so pausing it or stopping it won't prevent or cure death, you are already on your way there like everyone else alive, everyone that ever was alive in the past, and everyone that ever will be alive. People hundreds of years ago once thought they were the future, making the world a better place and look how fucked up it is today with all that they did thinking they would make it better. Humans are the only species arrogant enough to think they could make the world better than it already is, since even if there was a place like paradise, humans would still try to change it or make it a better place (than it was made to be long before they were there).
risky by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Umbrella Corporation
Umbrella Corporation by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Miss glass
The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
Miss glass by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021