The Original Agahnim's definitions

Pig sty

The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.

A pig sty this nice you should keep locked.

by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022

Cam Newton

A guy that plays better when people don't hate him, because he's human like them.

Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

patrizia reggiani

Someone that expected to live to and do everything to excess, and thought that anybody who did not do that was a little coward, somebody weaker than her.

Nobody Patrizia Reggiani ever met was good enough for Patrizia Reggiani, since there was no excess she could go to that would be enough for her (or somebody like her).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Cam Newton

The guy that would have taken most of the blame if he started and the Patriots were failing to win (not the owner or coach).

The owner and coach most likely got vaccinated for the same reason they got rid of Cam Newton, they don't want to look bad to the masses, right or wrong.

by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021

five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.

Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Fox lady

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.

The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022