That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work like the joker did in Batman they say. What if somebody thought he was trying to take the one company joker slot available, and put him in the acid vat before he could send their circus packing? Anything is possible. What kind of a maniac would want a guy like that dead though?
by The Original Agahnim September 02, 2021
Get the Selflessmug. Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire in real life, but really sows darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (in real everyday life).
She was an antagonist in real life her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist in real life.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
Get the Antagonistmug. Where is Udaho Charly?
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Udahomug. The one where if a dude claimed he got raped people wouldn't hesitate to question or laugh about his suffering/trauma, but if a female claims she got raped, people are expected to cry, march, protest, beat, kill, or a cut somebody's dick off for her, go to war, do something about it is one you don't hear about much from feminists. No wonder they keep so much power that way.
You tend to hear a feminist pick at the double standards that make them look brave, strong, and heroic more than you tend to hear about the ones that make them look cowardly, pathetic, and weak. Males don't have that luxury, despite all their push for what they think equality is. Their view of equality is that males have it made, and it's an unrealistic view.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. A mother's little spy, someone that reported everything that could possibly be reported to an authority figure as a kid.
Mama's girl- It looks like an AtM machine and y'all look like you're on drugs, so I'm gonna tell momma.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
Mama's girl- Don't tell me a thing. If you say one more thing about what they did, you're gonna be in big trouble.
by The Original Agahnim August 21, 2021
Get the Mama's girlmug. Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Get the Highlight reelmug. Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
Get the My cat ate itmug.