The Original Agahnim's definitions

Poseur

Someone that has a different name, look/image, and language than the one they spoke as a kid (a language more like an imitation of someone else's) to get liked/accepted by others more than they were as a kid.

He/she must have wanted to be a poseur when he/she grew up, because he/she is speaking in someone else's tongue instead of his/her own, but then again he/she always imitated other people growing up too, without really ever being someone that other people thought about imitating as a kid.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).

The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Pick me

A female that thinks males don't have the capacity to love or cook their own food for themselves, and thus they need to pick a female to do it for them. A female that pretends to be a kiss ass sub serviant person to benefit from doing so (usually financially).

The pick me could always marry an 87 year old guy if she wanted to be with somebody her claims of having to cook for, clean for, and serve would actually be legitimate. Other females might judge her and think she should be more selective still, but if he was a billionaire why would being selective matter to her?

by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021

Red and green

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.

Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.

Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Patrizia reggiani

Nothing the Gucci family had was good enough for her, Mauricio was never good enough for her, that was why he had to die. He failed to be good enough for her, he failed to live up to her expectations.

The world has always been too easy on people like Patrizia Reggiani. The right people hardly ever get hurt, whether they are male or female.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

No

A word some of us have been saying a lot longer than the last year, and it won't stop because of being outnumbered by the ones that say yes to everything.

The dork girl had him confused with a yes man, and thought that him saying no was a fashionable trend or a phase for him.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021