1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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Relations with Russia are a joke, a few years ago, not even long enough for people to forget, Russia was America's best friend. Now they are the enemy and the United States wants to punish them.
If ever frienemy was a real word, that would be what Russia is. Thank god frienemy is not a real word.
by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021
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Anyone can survive by doing anything to survive, but not everyone knows how to really live, to be alive, and be something other than just their suffering and problems.
A survivor will never get that their is more to life than surviving and suffering, because that is the life of a survivor. Detailed descriptions of every bad thing they claim happened to them without any redeeming stuff that people would actually love or miss about them. The point of life is not to survive it.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Whether your belief is correct or incorrect according to someone else's information, you still stand for it if it's what you believe to be true, since the alternative is falling for anything anybody else tells you, whether it be the government, healthcare, scientists, the media, or somebody you never met on facebook.
Nobody should try to dissuade or discourage somebody from a belief. At least there are still a few people still resisting the urge to fall back in line for a vaccine even when they're outnumbered by people in line to do what they are told to do next.
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
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One thing a young cop that really does want to improve relations betweens police officers and civilians has working against him is that there is no one more full of shit than a cop, except a cop on TV. An idealistic guy in his early 20's might not see that yet, even if other people do. It's not the kind of thing they would teach you at an academy, even if it might save a life on either side of the law for both sides of the law to know it.
You want to appear to be a cop or do you want to be a cop? You want to be on TV?

- Dingham
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
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A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.
The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.
Someone that wasn't friendly with Louis XIII would always bark about/threaten with beatdown this or reserving the right to beat his ass that, always getting standoffish with him if they even thought he was going to do something they didn't like whether he had done it yet or hadn't (which doing something somebody doesn't like should give someone else the right to kill you, and nobody likes getting threats from an instigator, so nothing works out and no deals/compromises are made between the two unfriendly parties).
by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022
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