Poseur

Someone more desperate than anybody to prove to others that they are a wonderful, colorful person.
The poseur worked hard at being loose all her life, so that people would like/love her. She always said she didn't care what anybody thought, or preached to everyone about how they should all be themselves and stop trying to prove they were good people, but really she was more desperate than anybody to convince others she didn't care what anybody thought. There were those of them that could see through the rungs in her ladder, as she could see through the rungs in theirs.
by The Original Agahnim November 02, 2021
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Mexico

A Mexican saying this is Mexico in California or Texas would have a historical point to get angry about, but a Mexican saying it on the East Coast is at lost as a person of European heritage saying This is France or Italy, or a person of African heritage saying TIA, nobody cares about this God forsaken continent. The East Coast was once Indian land, but it was never Mexico.
The East Coast has never been Mexico.
by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021
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Common ground

Something you only have with someone you share a home with. If your home is not the same, you have no common ground with them.
Letting somebody know that the ground they think they own was never their ground to stand isn't wrong when they're not from the ground they're trying to either stand or take over. You don't owe anybody common ground, respect or anything else.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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Patrizia reggiani

Patrizia Reggiani had a guy killed for thinking she was a joke and not taking her seriously, the way she felt people owed it to her to treat her. Really she was a serious looking and sounding joke though, the kind of joke that was never going to be funny or missed. She was the one comedians would be inspired by for a source of their jokes, and she was the one the serious/straight people didn't take seriously, despite the poker face she always wore (one of the ones that thought of life as a card game or chess match).
Patrizia Reggiani couldn't see that she was neither one of the straight, uptight folk or the loose, silly folk. Like most bullies, she dedicated her life to pissing people off and calling it a good time for everyone in the family.
by The Original Agahnim January 05, 2022
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Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.
These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.
Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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Communities of color

Something you only see after taking a hallucinogenic substance.
The guys drank some peyote tea and went through the Indian village, seeing communities of color, reds, blues, yellows, pinks, and oranges, all the colors of a true rainbow, since a rainbow isn't off whites, peaches, beiges, tans, bronzes, caramels, golden browns, light browns, browns, and dark browns (those aren't true colors).
by The Original Agahnim July 02, 2021
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