The Original Agahnim's definitions

Assume

Thinking you know something and trusting in it.

A lot of people assume something based on a first impression. Some keep on doing it their whole life.

by The Original Agahnim August 1, 2021

NIMBY

Anyone that stands in the way of a sleazy person's envisioned dollar signs.

She called them NIMBY's because they didn't share her value of dollar signs and winning over anything else, with nothing sacred.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Hitler

Had Hitler tried to go the artist route or take advantage of oppurtunities in art, he would have likely started with something that looked like graffiti, except not as gang related marking of his perceived territory, but large scale spraypainted visual scenes to capture the minds of the masses and convince them that he wasn't just marking territory he perceived as his own, (as Napoleon would have done before him) that it was actually somehow in their best interest to welcome/celebrate his arrival/presence there . He would have been the guy that everyone knew, but nobody knew much about (kind of like a male version Anna Delvey/Sorokin) and someone that wanted to be everyone else's voice/face (despite being an outsider to the region he was trying to conquer/be the voice/face of). He would have been an underground kind of guy, trying to be noticed by some without standing out to all, though he would have claimed to be "different" ,"colorful" , or "rebellious (against bossiness)" instead of plain as an old tin pail and bossy. A guy that would have said just about anything to keep his tentacles wrapped around/over people's eyes, thus keeping their minds from connecting A to B (or hiring a consultant to keep anybody from connecting A to B, as the workload would pile up over time).

Hitler would likely have been involved in/active in any community he was in, whether it be with religious or political organizations/cooperatives/collaborations/collectives) or something like a spiritual group (a yoga cult he was looking to start with a legitimate looking/sounding facade of helping people better themselves or their community).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

interview date

A realistic first date.

Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-

Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?

Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.

Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.

by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021

Quiet ones

The ones the noisy ones with machetes, swords, guns, or grenades want people to watch.

While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Honeycomb

First you get the honeycomb, then you get the power, then she will respect you, according to the Pgymies. If that sounds too good to be true, it is. No amount of honeycomb, or oil you drill for is going to be enough, just like no diamond on her finger is going to be big enough.

You can live without honeycomb, so can she.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

Coining

Thinking up words that don't already exist.

That was a lot like plagiarized Bill Maher without good sense mixed with plagiarized Goodfellas, I've seen the show and the movie it came from. I'd ask if you had any thoughts of your own on the matter, but look at the kinds of words you're coining.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021