The Original Agahnim's definitions

Street genius

Someone with too much street smarts for anybody.

The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from Iowa.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Poser

Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.

The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Tomorrowland

Somewhere that isn't here and now.

You're gonna slowly go nuts if you stay in tomorrowland.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Dork

Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.

The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Cancel everything

You would think the Indians would have Thanksgiving shut down for being a racist holiday, yet they show up at the parade held on land that was taken from them and they don't have the city/county shut the parade down because it traumatizes them to watch it. The country has a fucked up history, but once you start to allow any attempt to shed light on history by talking about all sides of it, (that includes the Confederate side, and the side of the original slaveowners, the founding fathers like George Washington and James Madison) you end up trying to keep people in the dark about it by having everything cancelled that doesn't agree with what you think history should have been like, in a past where everything and everyone was wonderful and decent, and history was never like that because people are human and not inherently good (or bad). People are people, they always have been fucked up.

People nowadays think that somebody owes it to them to cancel everything they don't like, even if somebody else might learn something from it. It's one thing if you want to cover your own kids eyes and ears everywhere they go, it's another thing to tell everybody ese they have to do the same things the same way you do.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

crybully

A bully that pretends to be an underdog all the time.

The crybully kept kicking their hornets nest and thought it was real funny.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021