Sheep fucker

A guy that would fuck anything.

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

by The Original Agahnim October 04, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Hunger Games

Another one Martin Luther King Jr. would have loved, people perishing together as fools.

Hunger Games was the kind of thing Martin Luther King Jr. would have loved if he had lived to see it/read it.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Evanescence

A band that thinks the man is trying to oppress them and cramp their style, especially the lead singer.

Evanescence played themselves.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Instigator

Somebody that riles people up for no reason.

People could see that the dork that thought she was Mary Sue from the movie Pleasantville was an instigator once bricks started flying through people's windows. Since they had loved their home and were happy and peaceful there before she arrived, (and since it was never 1950's Pleasantville) they knew that they would be happy again when she went away, especially since she wasn't even from their home (though the one she thought of as being David really was). They were not there to celebrate her, roll down red carpets for her to walk over, or anything else, since nobody there owed her anything.

by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022

Gregorious

Someone that rolls deep because they don't have the heart to roll alone.

He/she was gregorious, and never looked at a calendar alone. He/she had to have an opponent outnumbered to stand on his/her own feet (usually by standing on someone else's).

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Narcissist

Someone that writes a definition about another narcissist, meanwhile they live by the double standard of thinking they are prettier than this other person.

Hey, that dude lives by a double standard, I'm gonna poke fun at him, he doesn't even know he's the narcissist, not me.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021