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by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
Get the Griping mug.Pink hair looks warm to some people, but it doesn't make somebody a warm person, any more than wearing outlandish outfits or talking at a certain decibel level makes somebody a warm person. Anybody can be warm in a crowded bar where everyone is looking, or cameras are watching.
Pink hair doesn't make cold eyes something other than what they are, and it doesn't turn spades into rakes. Having a colorful outfit and hair never made somebody a colorful person, since any plain person can die their hair any color they want to to make thmself look and sound more interesting (or goofy, or serious, or anything else) than they really are (to boost their reputation).
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Pink hair mug.With everything changing the way it is these days, and everyone trying to change what hasn't changed, the familiar and refusing to change is revolutionary.
The familiar is what people miss if it does change. It's easier to do what everybody else does and try to change, to change yourself, or to try and change the world around you, than it is to stand against the people trying to change it all because they see dollar signs in doing so.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
Get the Familiar mug.A word that makes a black person sound smart when they're talking about a group of white people that owned slaves (such as the British, in particular slave owning British families and not all British families), but makes a black person sound ignorant and retarded when talking about a group of white people that never would have owned slaves hundreds of years ago.
Ike thought he was a badass, so he called the Polish guy, the Albanian guy, and the Russian guy a cracka because he called every white person a cracker, based on principle. He must've thought he knew everything about every group (or assumed everybody but him was an innocent bystander in life) without even knowing these folks.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Get the Cracka mug.Napoleonette dynamite has unparalleled reflexes.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Napoleonette dynamite mug.These seem like guys that would rap about cutting people in half like Dewey Cox. (or at least cutting someone's head in half like Underworld, if not their entire torso)
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Gang starr mug.People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).
The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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