The Original Agahnim's definitions

Celibate

If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.

Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Safety in numbers

A bunch of people ganging up on the little guy (since little guy isn't always in a literal sense, little can also mean unpopular, the little guy is the underdog regardless of actual physical size).

The one standing alone isn't hiding from anyone else, no matter what somebody said he/she did. It's safety in numbers that protect the true suspicious folks, and allow them to operate.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

Hunger strike

Feeding somebody that won't feed themselves but has the ability to (such as an otherwise healthy adult) is treating them better than they are treating themselves.

If they're keeping their prisoner alive rather than torturing or murdering her, they're treating her just fine, she's just not getting the treatment she wants, and that's why there is all the bad press about the hunger strike. If it was a male, nobody would give a fuck, if they weren't already laughing at him over his stupidity.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Circus tent

What a lot of the COVID testing sites look like. Some of these folks doing the testing would say their patients are testing their patience, but the ones really getting tested are the people that got in line for a test, a shot, or a (morale) booster.

No wonder people aren't going to the regular circus anymore, the circus split into numerous local branches when it came to town instead of one big top, and it has yet to pack up and leave town. Have you ever seen a circus tent in one town for this long?

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Role reversal

If you had a tour or reenactment somewhere like a former plantation where black people got to be in the role of the masters, and white people in the role of slaves, you at least wouldn't have the same controversy and threats about shutting down or defunding something that has been around for a long time (and is loved by many people) and is intended to be educational or enjoyable and not hateful or abusive. Something as simple as reversing a few roles to give people a different view of the past than the same one they always have been shown would still teach people the same thing about history, but without confining one group of people into a pigeonhole, which doesn't make them feel welcome there. If that's not good enough for them, they can always go somewhere else, though it's unlikely they will find anywhere that will satisfy their demands if that isn't good enough.

The park went with a role reversal and white people started protesting about the tour being racist and threatening to defund the programs while black people appreciated just having a park to go to where they could opt to go on a tour or not go on a tour, since there was a bunch of shit to do there and a day at the park is usually a good day no matter what shade of skin you have. Hopefully it wouldn't take a bunch of cops that looked like gangbangers shooting unarmed white people for white cops to understand that it's not a good idea to shoot any unarmed civilians, no matter their shade of skin, even if you think the law will always be on your side no matter what you try to do, because then there would only be a lot more violence on all sides than there already is, and it could happen since anything is possible.

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021

Sides

Someone trying to play your side was never on your side, no matter what they tell you.

There are as many sides for some people to play as there are sides.

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

Badass

Someone that is just too much human for any one person.

She was as badass as Colin Farrell's character in Swat in real life. Unlike some of these trigger happy dudes with big heads, she wasn't full of shit, she was the real deal, and was everything she said she was, from a Navy Seal to an unselfish socially responsible human being when she left her LAPD Swat job and went home.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021