Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Imitating
Copying or plagiarizing.
The poseur said that he/she was going to be his/her quirky, colorful self (a non-existant person except inside your head), but it looks like you were tricked again, since the first thing that he/she did after he/she said that was to start imitating somebody else the same way that he/she had done throughout his/her childhood (an activity he/she thought of as egoless).
Imitating by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
Dexter Holland
A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).
Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).
Dexter Holland by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
Movement
If more people loved who black people were and not just what they can do, they'd be allowed to get better at it. If there wasn't a threat of a black guy getting shot while he was jogging to get/stay in shape for it, he would get better at his athletic feats, dancing, singing, or anything else the white people that seem to like to see black people perform and entertain do, because he would have his full range of movement activated.
Until black people aren't restricted by what is in other groups, their movement isn't going to get any better, and the people that like their music, dancing, sports, acting, and other performances aren't going to see all of what they can do, because they're not looking at all of who they are, they're only looking for certain traits that they hate in the other person, whether they really exist or not.
Movement by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
Pestilence
The breakthrough of darkness.
The pestilence broke loose from people's hold on it. Darkness hadn't broken through like this since the 80's when there was a Republican in office, so you know it's got nothing to do with one political party or the other, it's what the people allow instead of what they fight.
Pestilence by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
beer muscles
A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
beer muscles by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
imagination
imagination by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Unhilarious
The kind of person that would try to get somebody shot in an argument over a garden hose (on the surface) for standing up to them.
The crybully was unhilarious for a natural comedian, there's nothing worse than a clown that doesn't know that he/she isn't funny (or a clown for that matter, since that's kind of like a clown that lost all of his/her balloons).
Unhilarious by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021