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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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Rabbit

A rabbit must imitate other animals to camoflage itself as a defense against anything that might eat it alive, because humans that style themselves after the rabbit do that.
He/she was always the rabbit, never the slow one.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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wolfpack syndicate

The only thing still open for business since everything else got locked down.
She was once a headhunter until she turned on the other headhunters and became one of the wolfpack syndicate.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Eminem

A guy that tells ICP they claim Detroit even though they're from 20 miles away from Detroit in one of his songs, yet he's from a town in Missouri hundreds of miles away from Detroit. You would think the people originally from Detroit would wonder which one of them is lying to them more, if they're not both lying to them the same amount.
Eminem is with a group called D12 and represents Detroit even though Detroit is not where he was from originally, he's from Missouri. Perhaps he doesn't like for people to do any background research on him.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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Ladder

An object made of metal or sometimes wood or another material.
You must have X-ray vision, balls of steel, a cape, and the ability to fly if it's true that you can see through the rungs of that ladder or the walls of that building where others can't. Most people find that that stuff opague enough.
by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess. The kind of person that whines about being marginalized by people she always had more money than.
The Poor little JAP was always the first to whine about life being unfair or unjust to her, or about how her bullshit problems were worse than everyone else's.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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