Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Scientists
People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
Scientists by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Poseur
Someone that always tries to overrun or overpower people they don't gain stripes with, refusing to take rejection for an answer.
That poseur got rejected like Mutombo in NBA Jam, get that poseur shit out of here. Then he/she came back trying overrun or overpower all the people that once rejected him/her trying to force them to say yes instead of eat him/her alive, until he/she ended up replacing the people that once rejected him/her, that was his/her ladder to success and a new world order where he/she was the one that rejected other people, and not the other way around.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Poseur
Someone that liked Barney the purple dinosaur, Power Rangers, Lil Kim, Britney Spears, and a bunch of other bubblegum pop or mainstream music as a kid and tried to make fun of "weird" music like Nirvana, Nine Inch nails, or even Marilyn Manson, (calling it devil's music or music for people obsessed with sex) then at an oppurtune time in life when he/she sees an advantage or benefit in doing so, claims to love this kind of music and memorizes all the songs, lyrics, and life stories about them so that he/she will beat anybody (Buzz Lightyear style) at his/her superficial, trivia kind of knowledge of music history game about each band.
The poseur doesn't listen to the music to go back to another time, it's not really anywhere in his/her memory or heart, he/she holds nothing sacred, it's just a means to an end for him/her to try and gain newfound stripes with a group of people that he/she hopes won't see right through him/her.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Poseur
Someone that goes the Joan Rivers route after trying the high route and every other route. Someone that made fun of something or someone, then turned into it.
The poseur always used to make fun of people that were different or not like him/her at school, next thing you know, he/she is claiming to be different/colorful/quirky in another town than the one he/she went to school in where hardly anybody from his/her town knows him/her well enough (from childhood) to notice this bullshit. Now he/she goes by a different name and image, one closer to an imitation of the people he/she once made fun of.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Government agent
Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.
Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
Government agent by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
poseur
Someone that doesn't like their own shit, they like what they think other people would like, so that other people will like them.
Bach von Hitler never liked Nirvana as a kid, she liked Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Lil Kim, but now she's claiming to be a Nirvana fan because her brother she never got along with influenced her taste in music, which is bullshit coming from a poseur's mouth of the south, and trying to draw attention to the gift horse's mouth, as always.
poseur by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Boys of Summer
The Boys of Summer, they're not going to be around much longer, Kansas is trying to get rid of them and consolidate their act, they're a dying breed.
Boys of Summer by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021