Pawns

The chess piece thought by some to be the most unwitting, though in reality nobody has to keep playing.

Derek Chauvin, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, the guy that killed him, these were all pawns in the female Jim Jones's game, much like the people that stampeded those folks at the concert, and the police stampeded anything that resembles civil rights. Despite calling it social justice, it was never anything more than a bunch of people dying for no reason, if you called it what it really was.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Boat

A floating vehicle.

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?

Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.

by The Original Agahnim January 08, 2022

Basketball

Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.

By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Lamb chop

What Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt.

Lorena Bobbitt gave John Bobbitt the lamb chop for thinking he was a bigger prick than everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021

Redundant

Somebody over 6'6" that feels the need to explain to other people that they were always tall for their age is like Danny DeVito trying to explain he was always short for his age. You hear about a midget who became a giant in the Guiness Book of World Records, but it's rare among most people. You don't hear somebody 4'10" say that they were tall for their age until they were about 7 or 8, then they felt like a midget after that. Most of the time if you see a spade, a spade is what it always was.

It's redundant to explain what is already visible and obvious, kind of like repeating something thousands of times.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Seriously

There's a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

Authoritative sources such as scientists, the media, government officials, and healthcare officials (in particular anyone making a fortune off medical supplies), want people to take vaccine and mask mandates seriously, but that doesn't make them serious people.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

patrizia reggiani

Someone that expected to live to and do everything to excess, and thought that anybody who did not do that was a little coward, somebody weaker than her.

Nobody Patrizia Reggiani ever met was good enough for Patrizia Reggiani, since there was no excess she could go to that would be enough for her (or somebody like her).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021