The Original Agahnim's definitions

Urban renewal

About the same as gentrification, where a group of people think they're doing a good job on something, and think that the people from the area think they're doing a good job on something, and that they should be grateful, when really they're fucking it up/destroying it forever.

The black guy lost his entire neighborhood he grew up in while the news said the area was seeing new life and how great it was for everybody that new construction was there. Gentrification and urban renewal seems far more racist than any slur or insult (when you think about the disregard a developer has for whether the people from an area even want something built there), but for some reason people are told it is acceptable to do it.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Coward

Someone that always starts facebook groups so they won't be alone.

The coward would start facebook groups so that she never had to stand alone, she would always have numbers on her side. What the group was for on the surface, from skateboarding to pottery to diets to yoga, was all really just a path to power for her. Out with the old, in with the new was her view on life.

by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021

Tonya Harding

Someone that had more than one adversary (someone that stood up against/opposed her) in life to end up either mysteriously getting killed, or mysteriously getting injured, despite not having any direct involvement in the events.

For someone who was not involved directly in any of the incidents, people that weren't on Tonya Harding's side sure did have some bad things happen to them.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Childish

Like a little kid.

This brave, together, grown, and magic alpha heterosexual guy/girl is threatening to knock my dysfunctional childish faggot coward omega lights out if I get closer than 6 feet from him/her with no mask on.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Female apostles

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.

None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Bernadette Fife

A female Barney Fife.

Bernadette Fife told him to put up his fucking dukes.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

O'Doul's Party

A non alchoholic only party.

Cocky dude at O'Doul's Party- I felt tougher when I had my beer muscles, this sucks.

Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?

Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021