Definitions by The Original Agahnim
report
To describe an event.
Her first orphanage was like a vacation, they were nice to her, but her third orphanage was the one that made her fight another girl to the death for a pair of new shoes, then acted like it never happened when she went back to ask them why they did that. That wasn't the only thing to report about, that was just one of many things that went on there.
report by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
interview date
A realistic first date.
Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
interview date by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Patrizia reggiani
Patrizia reggiani was the worst kind of clown, the one that the circus rejected because she didn't know she was a born clown.
Patrizia reggiani by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Patrizia reggiani
Patrizia reggiani thought everyone around her was weaker than her because she was a weak person that had no common sense.
Patrizia reggiani by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Shallow
Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
Shallow by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021
Shallow
Someone that seems fun or exciting on the surface (at least to some people, not all), but doesn't really care how many they lose or what the people look like that they lose (black, yellow, brown, white, alien) as long as they win beneath the surface.
People thought the shallow girl really cared about the causes posted all over the signs in people's yards that she was behind creating, or the rallies and protests over causes related to incidents she was behind orchestrating, but in reality, she cared only about having the power to walk all over people that stood up to her and taking anything people didn't say yes to giving/sharing with her, as the word no was not an option for them to choose in her mind. That, and dollar signs.
Shallow by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021
Heterosexual cult
The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).
Heterosexual cult by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021