Doc Jamal Octopus says that guys like Jay Sandman and Dan the Lizard have been hiding out in the sewer system somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.
by The Original Agahnim November 06, 2021
Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Everyone's best friend.
While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
He stabbed that creepy asshole in the eye with an authentic looking railroad spike from the other side of the tracks.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Dewey Cox wanted to write authentic sounding songs about jail, but didn't want to be there with the guys in jail, especially not over cutting his brother in half. He might be inspired by someone or something he never thought he would get inspired by, and yet he wanted to cheat himself out of an oppurtunity like that.
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
Whether a motive is clear or unclear, cops know that somebody has to be motivated to have a motive, that's why they came up with a motive to call it. If it were lazy people doing the killing, it would be called something else, probably something like an unmotive. Possible unmotives might be the guy stole my doritos or smoked my last cigarette, and he knew deep down that he deserved it.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022