Someone that didn't get her ass whooped enough by authority figures, such as parents, as a kid, despite claims of how strict some of their parents are.
It's too bad your daughter got her ass whooped, but I can tell she didn't get her ass whooped enough as a kid, since she thought I was too strict for what I did. I thought she was too spoiled rotten, and I'm not Outkast so I don't apologize a trillion times, I don't even apologize one time.
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021

The instigator thought everyone who's deposits she took or interfered with was as soft, forgiving, and silly as her.
by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

Thinking something would be easier to do until you start to do it, what some people would call doing something from an armchair.
Don't underestimate the funny/silly looking guy/girl trying to disarm you, for he/she can go from funny/silly to serious and grown looking/sounding like a light switch, and bad things happen to people that underestimate him/her. His/her bag of tricks is deep, and they can all die.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.
The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.
by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.
The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
