The Original Agahnim's definitions

Streetwise talkin

Someone that goes for an image/appearance opposite of smooth.

There was nothing smooth about the way the streetwise talkin guy/girl talked, he/she didn't even appear to be polite or reasonable, he/she talked so much that he/she ended up playing himself/herself, always trying to call everyone around him/her out or defer suspicion to someone besides him/her.

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Heart

Something that never really changes, because the past can't be changed, it lives on in the people.

The dork wanted to change the heart of a town she wasn't originally from, but would never get that there was no changing the heart of the people, people that never wanted her around them.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

crybully

A bully that pretends to be an underdog all the time.

The crybully kept kicking their hornets nest and thought it was real funny.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

hedgetrimmer

To some people it's a weapon and not a tool.

Oh yea she's bad, she's gonna cut you with the hedgetrimmer if you get any closer to her backyard.

by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

Meg

The one on Family Guy that would have everybody playing basketball at Pelican Bay for laughing at her misfortune of getting the shit kicked out of her on the playground.

King Kong ain't got shit on Meg, she's the man around here, she's number one!

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Medal spoiled

An Olympics fan/viewer that calls a first gold medal semi American.

Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021