The Original Agahnim's definitions
The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
Get the Standoffishmug. Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).
The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the The larvamug. No matter what people say about infrastructure, aging or new, what they don't tell you is that there's not a whole lot for a city to do about a storm besides what it has always done, ride it out, then clean up afterward. Lives will be lost, nobody likes it, but it still happens anyway as it always has. Damage will be expensive to clean up after a large storm, that hasn't ever changed and it's not going to. Storms can hit just about anywhere along the coast to inland, that hasn't changed, and it's not going to. People still don't seem to get how arrogant it is that they will beat nature the next time by being as prepared or more prepared than nature. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to try and compete with nature, or test nature, because nature will run everybody over, and that's not a win win for anybody, because in reality, there is no such thing as a win win for everybody. If it sounds too good to be true, it is, because it isn't true.
Some of us are glad when nature shows humans they are not as in charge of everything as they think they are, and if there is one species that still doesn't get that after being shown over and over again, it is humans, not animals or any other species. Humans are the one species arrogant enough to think they will find a way to beat or outcompete nature, so it's beautiful when nature shows them otherwise. Infrastructure is resilent enough, regardless of age. New York is a resilient city filled with resilient people, it always has been, and if it tells the wildfire to go fuck itself, it will be the same city it always has been in no time without anybody missing the wildfire or losing sleep over it.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
Get the Infrastructuremug. Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Dogmug. Most people don't use equations on a daily basis, since they don't tend to prove as much to as many people as having a lot of money does. If it's not a means to an end, most people aren't going to do it even for show, since they don't see dollar signs that go with it.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
Get the Dollar signsmug. by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Abominationmug.