Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
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Teacher's little spy

The kid that spies on other kids for an authority such as a teacher or law enforcement.
The outsider lied about nobody including her teacher wanting her there. She was once her 3rd grade teacher's little spy (back when she was an insider at home) that stayed at her apartment with her to report anything and everything there was to report about her classmates to her teacher, no wonder her classmates didn't want her there. She had always done the same thing with her brother, reporting anything and everything there was to report about him to her mother or any authority figure that would pay her the attention she sought constantly.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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Poser

The girl was a poser from another town, but still called other people not from the town she was in yuppies. She didn't want to be known as one of them, or as being with them.
by The Original Agahnim June 29, 2021
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Walking

Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.
If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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Pestilence

What awakens in darkness.
The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.
by The Original Agahnim June 03, 2021
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Pestilence

The pestilence broke loose from people's hold on it. Darkness hadn't broken through like this since the 80's when there was a Republican in office, so you know it's got nothing to do with one political party or the other, it's what the people allow instead of what they fight.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
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Highlight reels

Somebody that wants to be known and respected as the prosperous giant slayer and will claim to be the underdog in any situation until he/she defeats the giant (and therefore wants to benefit from a perceived disadvantage, but doesn't want to be at an actual disadvantage, and doesn't want to actually be or look weak).
The one that deemed himself/herself David showed everybody highlight reels of himself/herself beheading the giant but hid the reels of himself/herself being defeated after bullying someone else.
by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021
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