Basketball

Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.

By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Lamb chop

What Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt.

Lorena Bobbitt gave John Bobbitt the lamb chop for thinking he was a bigger prick than everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021

Seriously

There's a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

Authoritative sources such as scientists, the media, government officials, and healthcare officials (in particular anyone making a fortune off medical supplies), want people to take vaccine and mask mandates seriously, but that doesn't make them serious people.

by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021

Boat

A floating vehicle.

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?

Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.

by The Original Agahnim January 08, 2022

patrizia reggiani

Someone that expected to live to and do everything to excess, and thought that anybody who did not do that was a little coward, somebody weaker than her.

Nobody Patrizia Reggiani ever met was good enough for Patrizia Reggiani, since there was no excess she could go to that would be enough for her (or somebody like her).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Sewer

A septic network.

Doc Jamal Octopus says that guys like Jay Sandman and Dan the Lizard have been hiding out in the sewer system somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021