Suspicion thrower

A liar that calls somebody else a liar to defer suspicion to someone else.
by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022
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Eminem

A guy that tells ICP they claim Detroit even though they're from 20 miles away from Detroit in one of his songs, yet he's from a town in Missouri hundreds of miles away from Detroit. You would think the people originally from Detroit would wonder which one of them is lying to them more, if they're not both lying to them the same amount.
Eminem is with a group called D12 and represents Detroit even though Detroit is not where he was from originally, he's from Missouri. Perhaps he doesn't like for people to do any background research on him.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
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Disemboweling

Removing the intestines.
The day care center owners threatened to call the police on the devil worshippers for disemboweling one of the kids in the woods behind it. What was the big deal, was that too perverse for them?
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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Compromise

Letting someone else get the best of you to keep life on an even keel.
Not everybody had a 6th grade version of themselves that would kick the shit out of the adult version of themselves comromising everything, some people had a 6th grade version of themselves that wanted to become rich and powerful enough to force everyone else to compromise everything.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021
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New order

In just a couple years TV for kids went from Ninja Turtles to Power Rangers, so what do people think the new order of kids that grew up on Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur are going to do with the world if they get the New Kingdom they are trying to make happen?
The New Order of kids actually thought the Power Rangers was awesome when it came out, which is a lot like describing secret police or SS as awesome. They also thought Barney the purple dinosaur was awesome, which is just plain disturbing. These are the kinds of kids that got ideas from watching the 90's show that had a goofy song with a line "Brother for sale, 25 cents" on how to make the dollar signs in their eyes from a young age.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.
by The Original Agahnim September 01, 2021
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climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.
The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?
by The Original Agahnim November 01, 2021
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