The Original Agahnim's definitions

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Naturals

Natives of an area.

The strange folk that arrived weren't offending the naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking or pouring gasoline all over their hornets nest trying to blow it up.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, almost urban but not urban.

The people describing the area like they knew it like the back of their hand hadn't been there 20 or 30 years ago, when the area they were describing was nowhere near urban or even suburban (sub-urban), it was the country, or as some would call it rural.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Trustee

A trustee is not the kind of person you want to piss off.

The trustee will rip your tongue out and lick her balls with it, then rip your lips off and kiss her ass with em, she's bad.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Honeycomb

First you get the honeycomb, then you get the power, then she will respect you, according to the Pgymies. If that sounds too good to be true, it is. No amount of honeycomb, or oil you drill for is going to be enough, just like no diamond on her finger is going to be big enough.

You can live without honeycomb, so can she.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021