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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

The world is not virtual, so anything virtual is not reality or new reality.
Most people still live in an in person reality and not a virtual reality, no matter what technology is available, or what diseases have spread to where. That isn't going to change as long as people are still mostly human and not inhuman.

Taco Bell Strangler 

Sounds like a guy that stuffs a burrito or gordita down somebody's throat until they are dead.
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.

Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.

Conspire 

She conspired to throw the world off course, and into a new reality.

Defensive 

Someone that always tries to pick on people they are too weak to acknowledge they have negative feelings for/about, so instead of acknowledging their negative feelings, they talk a bunch of shit.
The defensive girl that was always mouthy didn't want people to think she actually hated somebody, since that would contradict her false love/light/hope image, and people would then be able to pick back at her double standards after that, so she always made it look like she meant no harm by what she said.

Wildfire 

What the coronavirus spread like, without enough resistance to the virus or to security measures to contain it.
She wanted everybody to think it was the Chinese covering up a leak from a lab that started the wildfire like spread of the coronavirus, when really it was always her.

National Hate Day 

The day people get to openly hate each other without having to pretend to love one another like they do the rest of the year.
She wanted to take their National Hate Day celebration, the one day they didn't have to repress all the nascent negativity, not only because she was too weak to acknowledge her own negative feelings, but she also needed to keep her image/reputation of false love/light/positivity intact.

Common ground 

Something you only have with someone you share a home with. If your home is not the same, you have no common ground with them.
Letting somebody know that the ground they think they own was never their ground to stand isn't wrong when they're not from the ground they're trying to either stand or take over. You don't owe anybody common ground, respect or anything else.