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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Defensive 

Someone that always tries to pick on people they are too weak to acknowledge they have negative feelings for/about, so instead of acknowledging their negative feelings, they talk a bunch of shit.
The defensive girl that was always mouthy didn't want people to think she actually hated somebody, since that would contradict her false love/light/hope image, and people would then be able to pick back at her double standards after that, so she always made it look like she meant no harm by what she said.

Wildfire 

What the coronavirus spread like, without enough resistance to the virus or to security measures to contain it.
She wanted everybody to think it was the Chinese covering up a leak from a lab that started the wildfire like spread of the coronavirus, when really it was always her.

National Hate Day 

The day people get to openly hate each other without having to pretend to love one another like they do the rest of the year.
She wanted to take their National Hate Day celebration, the one day they didn't have to repress all the nascent negativity, not only because she was too weak to acknowledge her own negative feelings, but she also needed to keep her image/reputation of false love/light/positivity intact.

Common ground 

Something you only have with someone you share a home with. If your home is not the same, you have no common ground with them.
Letting somebody know that the ground they think they own was never their ground to stand isn't wrong when they're not from the ground they're trying to either stand or take over. You don't owe anybody common ground, respect or anything else.

Eastland Mall 

The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
Eastland Mall will always be missed.

Eastland Mall 

The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
Eastland Mall is missed, a lot of people wouldn't think a mall would be missed.

Cocksucker

Someone that feels the need to explain that they are not gay to people around them that assume they are gay.
You assumed right about me, I'm a cocksucker. I'm a fuckin faggot, I'm just not a people person, so I don't include myself in any organized group of fellow faggots like me, and I don't include them with me.