Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Stuck on stupid

White guys on TV show trying to guess the names of black people that black people don't even know about so that they don't look racist on TV, since they were plucked from obscurity for that reason.

Those guys were stuck on stupid too long.

Stuck on stupid by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Stuck on stupid

When the black girl on the TV show picks 5 black people out of obscurity because she knows that no white people are going to name them all, if any of them, and they're still saying I should know this for 5 minutes after seeing the pictures out of a sense of guilt about looking racist on TV.

She knew before the show started those guys were going to get stuck on stupid and not know what she was doing with them.

Stuck on stupid by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

New 

What people that didn't get enough ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents want everything to become.

He/she wants the old to move out, and the new to come in.

New by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

New 

There's not a man in the sky to fear, but there would be no you if there were never the old people that people that hold nothing sacred try to make fun of or talk shit about.

Without the old, there would be nothing new.

New by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

New 

There would be no new without the old.

Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.

New by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Real estate 

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

Real estate by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Fall 

The time of year the days start to get darker, until they are at their darkest in winter.

Fall is the time of year people start to fall for more of what the

corporate/government/healthcare/media entities and other authoritative sources tell them about the coronavirus. At least in the spring and summer, people are outside around other people for more of the day, and they can see that other people are doing fine. In fall and winter, people don't have that added sense of security, and the corporate/government/health/media entities and other authoritative sources take advantage of that unease.

Fall by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021