The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).
Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
People will probably hear about how the recent events at his concerts made him grow up s9oner than anybody should have to or some other similar narrative, but in reality even if you don't have your knee directly on someone's neck, you're as much part of the problem as everyone else is, no matter what you look like. That makes not only Travis Scott someone with blood on his hands, but other people that go to his concerts as well, since they are not obligated to do what he says and rush the stage, or to do anything else he says.
There are no innocent people in the sense that animals are innocent, so whether you're Travis Scott or somebody that looks like him, or somebody that looks different than him, blood is on your hands, and you are part of the problem.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Someone that hates being alone, since being alone is like someone sticking a mirror in their brain, and they are left with nobody but themselves.
A narcissist thinks everyone else gets as lonely as they do when left alone. If you hate being in your own company, do you really love anyone or anything as much as you claim to?
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Someone that goes the Joan Rivers route after trying the high route and every other route. Someone that made fun of something or someone, then turned into it.
The poseur always used to make fun of people that were different or not like him/her at school, next thing you know, he/she is claiming to be different/colorful/quirky in another town than the one he/she went to school in where hardly anybody from his/her town knows him/her well enough (from childhood) to notice this bullshit. Now he/she goes by a different name and image, one closer to an imitation of the people he/she once made fun of.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021