Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.

Celibate by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.

The guy has been celibate most of his life, almost like a monk.

Celibate by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Summertime 

The season that was once free of any sorts championships, as it is meant to be.

There was a good reason there were no sports championships in the summertime. The Olympics don't come every year.

Summertime by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

NBA Finals 

An event that was once over by the summer solstice almost always.

Guy- It's the 4th of July, do I want to think about the beach or basketball right now? I've been thinking about basketball all spring already, and it doesn't really matter, people put too much importance on it as it is. I'm trying not to become one of these uber competitive carboard cutouts or cartoons like the others by thinking about human shit like vacation instead of summertime NBA Finals.

NBA Finals by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

NBA playoffs 

There's always going to be the kind of person that keeps trying to change the entire league around so that the team they want to win doesn't lose, so instead of just seeing playoffs extending almost to the end of summer, you might see games extending to 3 or 4 in the morning one day, and players expected to stay focused and positive, which is a silly expectation.

What they've done with the NBA playoffs now is a good way to fuck with people heads, and that's about all it's good for.

NBA playoffs by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

NBA Playoffs 

An event that once ended before the summer, which was great, since not everybody wants to watch the most intense part of the season all summer, they're ready for it to get over with so they can enjoy their summer, the season free of sports competitions, bad calls by referees, fights between players, and all the bullshit hype from the media and journalists (no wonder people take vacation in the summer). Not everybody is that desperate to see their team win, it was once good enough if they won in June, and the season was long enough without extending to July, which is silliness. Not anymore though, now people are expected to keep watching until summer is almost over.

Now that the NBA playoffs extend into at least July, players are being told not to think about the beach or vacation, and they're expected to take these kind of silly expectations seriously. It was bad enough last year when the NBA Finals took place at the same time as the World series, and hardly anybody knew or paid attention because it wasn't their top priority, of course.

NBA Playoffs by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Poser

A female that wanted be daddy's little girl growing up, but was actually a mama's girl that learned to imitate tomboys she met in life to get attention.

His/her little sister was a poser as a kid and still is. She's never really been who she said she was.

Poser by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021