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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Evil people don't turn evil, they just wear a good humanitarian facade (though not every humanitarian is superficial or evil, it's just a good place to hide in plain sight for those that are, among people the word thinks of as wonderful) in public, they try and light up the world with talk and preaching about equality, desegregation, justice, and things that sound good to a broad audience rather than a narrow, exclusive one (Hitler did the same thing by talking about peace and prosperity), but their true nature isn't as broadly known, as only a few people know about isolated incidents from the past that they found disturbing about the evil person (almost invisible from the outside observer).
He/she had always been evil and sleazy, even as a kid, but most of his/her audience didn't actually know much about his/her life or past beyond the public facade, the face the community at large saw most of the time, the one they thought was the real version of them.
Evil by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
A yuppie that calls other people yuppies.
The girl was a poser from another town, but still called other people not from the town she was in yuppies. She didn't want to be known as one of them, or as being with them.
Poser by The Original Agahnim June 29, 2021

Black collar

An undertaker or someone that buries people, someone that wears black all the time.
A black collar is like a gray collar, you can take it off whenever you feel like it, and you don't feel confined to the same blue or white collar everybody else has always tried to put around your neck or their own neck (since it sounds like a way to put somebody on a leash, or make yourself look like you're on somebody else's leash even when you're really not). That's probably why you never hear about a black collar or a grey collar, the wrong people have always used white and blue collars to ostracize or control the minds of everybody that doesn't call themself blue or white collar, or try to fit in one or the other group.

Sense of humor

Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.
It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.

Sense of humor

The wrong people think that if you have one you're not serious, because they're not serious. They don't get what a sense of humor is, they think it is making fun of double standards and bullshit like that. A sense of humor is like common sense, it's dangerous not to have one.
The bubbly girl thought that because what she said and did was unhilarious and showed a poor sense of humor she would never admit to having, because she thought she was the funniest person in the world (because she was a narcissist) , that everybody else was like her, just as silly as her. If they said or did something that other people thought was funny or got, even if she didn't, to her it meant that the other person wasn't serious, because she wasn't serious, (she didn't hold anything sacred enough to be serious about it) so nobody else was either.

Leave Britney alone 

The longer people keep saying it for her, the longer it will take her to stand on her own two feet, if she ever does.
Britney Spears fan- I'm gonna get you in trouble for having any sense of humor about what happened to Britney Spears, Leave Britney alone.

Free speech 

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.
The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.