Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Dick measuring contest
Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.
If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.
Dick measuring contest by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Evil
Something that doesn't show up on a lie detector or psychological exam. A mass murderer or serial killer doesn't tend to provide much foreshadowing of what he/she will do in a few decades, or what will lead up to it, even though people always try to go back and study or research the person's behavior, or ask people that knew them if they remember anything about the person. There's not really a simpler explanation than the person was always evil below the surface, no matter how good or humanitarian (or charitable/warm/generous) they seemed on the surface. Evil people can smile just like anybody else can.
The evil guy/girl knew that hiding in the light where everybody could see him/her would keep him/her in business longer than hiding in a dark alleyway where everybody would think to look for evil and creepy people/shit.
Evil by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Evil
Just like an addict isn't going to put a neon sign to let an officer know where they congregate so that they can come and arrest them (even if everybody knows already) , an evil person isn't going to wear a neon vest saying BAD PERSON COMING THROUGH WEARING BOMB ON VEST, A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL DIE BECAUSE OF ME, STAY BACK, or hide in a dark alleywayway most of the time, somewhere that would draw suspicion that couldn't be readily deferred quickly (some might be found in an alleyway, but it's not as likely as somewhere less obvious, since an evil person wouldn't benefit much from staying in an alleyway for an extended amount of time).
Most evil people prefer to make themselves look wonderful, not evil. Once people know somebody is evil, they start to lose credibility for anything they did that people thought was good or positive, even if there intentions or nature never was good any any point in their life, and the acts people thought were good were really a way to mask their true nature.
Evil by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Evil
Evil people don't turn evil, they just wear a good humanitarian facade (though not every humanitarian is superficial or evil, it's just a good place to hide in plain sight for those that are, among people the word thinks of as wonderful) in public, they try and light up the world with talk and preaching about equality, desegregation, justice, and things that sound good to a broad audience rather than a narrow, exclusive one (Hitler did the same thing by talking about peace and prosperity), but their true nature isn't as broadly known, as only a few people know about isolated incidents from the past that they found disturbing about the evil person (almost invisible from the outside observer).
He/she had always been evil and sleazy, even as a kid, but most of his/her audience didn't actually know much about his/her life or past beyond the public facade, the face the community at large saw most of the time, the one they thought was the real version of them.
Evil by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Black collar
A black collar is like a gray collar, you can take it off whenever you feel like it, and you don't feel confined to the same blue or white collar everybody else has always tried to put around your neck or their own neck (since it sounds like a way to put somebody on a leash, or make yourself look like you're on somebody else's leash even when you're really not). That's probably why you never hear about a black collar or a grey collar, the wrong people have always used white and blue collars to ostracize or control the minds of everybody that doesn't call themself blue or white collar, or try to fit in one or the other group.
Black collar by The Original Agahnim June 26, 2021
Sense of humor
Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.
It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.
Sense of humor by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021