Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Suns
What a sports writer with an agenda won't tell their audience is that the Suns were already the team everybody thought would be dominant, stronger, and faster, and therefore it isn't stunning when they win, it's stunning when they don't, because them not winning was never likely.
The Suns did what they had to do to win, there's nothing stunning or upsetting about that. It's what people thought would happen all along. Stunning or upsetting would have bbeen what happened if the Clippers got the win, since they've never been to an NBA finals, snd though they are a good team, they weren't the team people thought of as the top team.
Suns by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Chicago Cubs
The team people are thought to be insane if they root for after over a hundred years of no titles or championships, and people still root for them anyway, because winning is not the point of everything in life.
Not many other sports teams would keep people rooting for them after not winning for so many years, a lot of people would abandon a different team than the Chicago Cubs.
Chicago Cubs by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Stunning
Something that shocks you. An overused word these days, since writers, especially sports writers use it to describe ordinary events rather than extraordinary ones.
It would have been stunning had the Clippers won, not lost. The same way it is stunning when a team like the Cubs wins a world series instead of the same old Yankees every year, it is stunning because the Cubs were the opposite of the Yankees most of their existence, the team that hardly ever won, and were loved for the opposite reason as the Yankees.
Stunning by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Stunning
The Clippers loss to the Suns wasn't stunning to anybody, it was what people thought would happen sooner than it did. What was stunning was that they made it as far as they did, especially a team plagued by injuries.
Stunning by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Jonestown
The kind of place all are welcome, there is no segregation or judging allowed, every kind of behavior is tolerated and acceptable except questioning Cartman's authoritie or entering Cartman's command center.
The girl packed her circus of followers up, and away they went to Jonestown, a paradise on Earth, all the while laughing at the mundane neighborhood in her rear view mirror she once loathed, but soon forgot.
Jonestown by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Jonestown
A place where all are welcome, there's never a dull moment, there's no judging, being on drugs is fine, not being on drugs is fine, everyone and everything under the sun is integrated, acceptable and awesome, and there are no ugly Confederate statues or things that woud offend anyone of any walk of life visible, but whatever you do, do not question Cartman's authoritie!
The girl packed her shit and took her followers to Jonestown and said fuck the mundane neighborhood she loathed when she left it in her rear view mirror.
Jonestown by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021