by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021
Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
She was as badass as Colin Farrell's character in Swat in real life. Unlike some of these trigger happy dudes with big heads, she wasn't full of shit, she was the real deal, and was everything she said she was, from a Navy Seal to an unselfish socially responsible human being when she left her LAPD Swat job and went home.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.
by The Original Agahnim July 07, 2021
Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?
by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021
There's not a man in the sky to fear, but there would be no you if there were never the old people that people that hold nothing sacred try to make fun of or talk shit about.
by The Original Agahnim June 04, 2021