Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.
A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
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Real person

Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
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Welcome back

An arrogant thing for somebody not originally from a town to say to somebody that really is from the town.
It would be as arrogant and inflammatory for somebody not originally from California or New York to wecome somebody who really was from California or New York as it is for somebody not originally from a town to welcome somebody who really was originally from the town back to the town. When somebody is in their own home or town, they don't need a welcome back from anybody, and they never will.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
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Welcome back

A welcome is something you'll never need from anybody when you're home, in your own neighborhood, especially not from someone that isn't even from your neighborhood.
The outsiders were always the first ones to try to welcome back the guy to his own home and neighborhood for some reason. The people that were also from the neighborhood originally weren't overly curious or interested in what the guy was doing, they also weren't the ones always trying to change the neighborhood, that was mostly outsiders or newcomers doing that. Most people originally from there liked things the way they always had been, without needing them to change.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
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Power

Being rich or powerful is overrated to some people, even if it's not to everybody.
The dork thought everyone else did everything they did in life for show, reputation, control, or power, because she thought that everyone else was as narcissistic as her. She didn't get anything that wasn't a path to power or riches.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Downfall

She wouldn't stop smiling because she still thought the guy thought he was better than people, and she did not want him to sad clown her because his infatuation was going to be his downfall.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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purse

Something people put a purse dog in.
That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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