The Original Agahnim's definitions

Stuck on stupid

White guys on TV show trying to guess the names of black people that black people don't even know about so that they don't look racist on TV, since they were plucked from obscurity for that reason.

Those guys were stuck on stupid too long.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.

You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

Thinkiness

A word meant to kill peoples brain cells.

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

Unpopular

Something that won't make much money, if any.

If people didn't like it, the girl would no longer make money off it, and would note that it was unpopular with a broad audience.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

reverse man child

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Scapegoat

If people can't find an authentic scapegoat, they make up a fictional scapegoat. (I would never do that but Satan would do that.)

Satan became their scapegoat when they coudln't find anybody else to do it.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021