The Original Agahnim's definitions

Cam Newton

A guy who's unorthodoxy some don't appreciate.

As long as the referees hate Cam Newton being himself on the field, they are going to keep making life difficult for him over him showing any emotions other than smiling or greeting fans and shit like that. He's been in the league long enough to be left alone now, he's already done things no other quarterback has done, and he's not done yet.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Racism

When someone hates the human race and other people in it, a condition not exclusive to any one group of humans.

Racism is really a human trait that becomes what it's made to look like rather than what it is.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Rabbits

One of the deadliest creatures in the world for the unsuspecting passerby that thinks it's just a goofy looking thing, though you wouldn't think to be suspicious of one.

That snake messed with the wrong rabbits. These were Jurassic Park rabbits and they were taking no prisoners. I've lived through a Jurassic Park rabbit excursion and let me tell you, it's more traumatizing than you would think, do not underestimate these rabbits. You will be more stunned by their power than you think. Some of them are so optimistic they think they can't be eaten or harmed, and that makes for one deadly opponent that you don't want any trouble with.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

Instigator

Someone that nobody will miss, an inflammatory person.

The instigator was a bully, a little girl with a warm liquid hate, and not the warm heart she pretended to have in front of others that didn't know much about her darker side.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Valid

Someone that can gain entry into the most secure locations in the world.

If he was 6'5" like his brother Antwan, he would be a valid citizen, but he couldn't get a PAL card authorized in his name.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

agitator

Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.

What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.

by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021