The Original Agahnim's definitions

Silly

He told his wife she was being silly and not in a funny kind of way when she broke the ceiling fan trying to play basketball in the living room. She told the people at work about her stupid annoying supportive wife always holding her back and how he wasn't being a man about it.

She didn't think it would be silly to shoot her husband over an argument about a garden hose, she thought that he deserved it for being a clown.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Dollars

Dollars are just dollars, and dollar signs don't matter to everyone as much as they do some.

Losing hundreds of millions of dollars in investment is not the worst thing that could happen to a city, a business, or a person. A city keeping it's soul is worth losing millions of dollars in investment. Let another city sell it's soul and have the concerts and investment, not everyone wants that or thinks it's a good thing to have, the way the people who see dollar signs in it do.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

Dud

Someone a female thought had tons of potential to be a handsome knight in shining armor or a budding genius, but he turned out to be an ugly, imperfect, hateful, impotent, short-dicked retard in tin foil.

That guy wasn't a firework, he was a dud.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Tonya Harding

Tonya Harding didn't seem like a physically fragile person on the outside, and she took advantage of the weaknesses, insecurities, and fears of others to keep a tough image going, but her heart was made of glass and couldn't take rejection (especially not by the opposite sex, as the person she hated most wasn't of her own sex) because it was soft. A person can change their exterior to where they look tougher than they were as a kid, but you can't change what is in a person's heart.

Tonya Harding seems too tough to be true because when you look at the whole person and get past the don't underestimate her physically bullshit (which most people don't underestimate her) , she really is. She lives like a coward, and always has.

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

Gender fluid

Not exactly a boy and not exactly a girl, a boy girl.

The god/goddess was as gender fluid as the people that created them in their heads along with heaven and hell.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Safety in numbers

There is safety in numbers because numbers protect people, they allow people to hide. The one standing alone isn't protected by anyone else.

A lot of people spend their entire life protected by numbers, because they know there is safety in numbers. They can hide in plain sight or out of sight when they have numbers on their side, it's a defense mechanism.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021