The Original Agahnim's definitions

The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.

Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Druggie

An addict, someone currently on drugs.

The druggie was always wasted.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Druggie

Someone on drugs in the present tense and not in the past tense, someone who is an addict now.

Saying that someone that is not on drugs now is a druggie instead of was a druggie is getting in their head, since it is a false statement.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Masks

Like vaccines and testing kits, masks are a source of profit for a few people whenever lots of people start buying them. If you're someone in the business of selling masks, medical supplies, vaccines, or test kits, why wouldn't you want rules to dictate people's lives pushed on them? You can tell them it's a win win for them, meanwhile you make all their money.

New rules and restrictions create a demand for masks that wasn't there before the rules and restrictions. Since a supplier benefits the most from all of this, wouldn't you think the suppliers were the same ones writing the rules, restrictions, guidelines, and laws?

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

The bachelorette

Another show they should film in the bacholerette's mother's house instead of at parties, socializing, in dresses, and so on, just to separate image/illusion from reality, and show people that regardless of sex or even whether the bacholerette is marrying a guy or a girl, people live uninteresting lives in their 20s and 30s when there no cameras, spotlights, or scenes to be up front of.

The audience was listening to the bachelorette's mother make fun of her on TV and suddenly they didn't see what all the fuss was about with this TV show, even the guys didn't. The bachelorette was just a big 2 year old to her mother, except less interesting to everyone else than people are when they really are 2.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Gorilla girl

The one that thinks she is tougher than anybody else.

The gorilla girl tried to make somebody else the gorilla to defer the suspicion to them. The gorilla ended up being a cartoon character, and the gorilla girl ended up saying she wasn't talking about anybody directly but the cartoon character.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Trapt

A band that cemented their alpha male, heterosexual status on a firm foundation.

Trapt is the man, so they would rather you not question who the man is, or anything else.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021