Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Devil 

A fictional character.

This guy Craig talked about God and the Devil, but in actuality, he held nothing that didn't have a dollar sign on it sacred. That, and winning his game were the things he held sacred, that was what he really worshipped.

Devil by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame 

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Reptilian boy girls 

Effeminate males and manly princesses.

Dewey, you're making songs about cutting people in half and reptilian boy girls and shit like that. Nobody will listen to this music.

Reptilian boy girls by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Reptilian boy girls 

Effeminate males that lack masculinity and manly girls that lack femininity. A true tomboy isn't afraid of feminity, she just spent a lot of time around her father, as many first borns do, but a copycat tomboy tends to be afraid to get the image wrong, and it will show up in the form of excess masculinity and lack of feminity in her, or in excess feminity in her where she expects all masculinity to be outlawed as toxic in anyone else. Especially barbie heads on the floor, that should be illegal to a female reptilian boy girl.

The reptilian boy girls called other people toxic to reject them as a defense mechanism because she had been rejected by them.

Reptilian boy girls by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Fucked up 

Not normal.

He/she thought that he/she was gonna fuck him up and make him go crazy, not knowing that the guy was fucked up long before them, and would be fucked up after they were gone, if it didn't kill him.

Fucked up by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame 

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Clapper 

A fan of somebody. Somebody that claps whenever they see the person they admire walk by.

That guy must have loved a big ole pile of garbage, he turned into a clapper and congradulator whenever the pile of garbage walked by.

Clapper by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021