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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
mugGet the Handle snatchermug.

Curtain

Something that opens up in a play or the Wizard of Oz.
The guy with the beer muscles had to find a spot to put his dinghy when he realized it wasn't doing any good for show purposes to try and take it behind the curtain with him.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
mugGet the Curtainmug.

Holes

The absence of a material that surrounds the hole, whether it be metal, wood, or something else.
Some of them were drillling holes wide enough to see daylight through in the ship, then telling people they could find the light there, by looking through the holes (kind of like a dark tunnel or black hole with a light at the end of it). That wasn't going to get the ship too far in any direction but down.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
mugGet the Holesmug.

Tonya Harding

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich if it pleased her.
Die hard Tonya Harding supporters- Heil Tonya, who do you want us to off today? We will never question your greatness.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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Skills

Everybody has different skills and different weaknesses, so saying one person's skill is superor to another is wrong, even if it's a more difficult skill or one that took more time and work.
Sports and games aren't enjoyable when one person's skills are called superior to another, and really a judge disregards the efforts of both athletes by doing that (including the one that got the gold medal). Hopefully no athlete is in it to be better than others. Your skills take you where they take you, and that's it.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
mugGet the Skillsmug.

Goofus

Goofus became wicked due to lack of corporal (of/to the body via Latin loan words) punishment as a kid. Goofus thought that it was okay for him/her to hit others, but that it was a crime for anyone to hit him/her because of Goofus's upbringing, though Goofus would always claim that he/she was hitting back or that it was self-defense no matter what if he/she knew that the right authority figures were watching or listening.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
mugGet the Goofusmug.

Reset button

Every 12 years went on before 2020 without anybody having to press a reset button.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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