Definitions by The Original Agahnim

King 

A king isn't universally respected.

He was the most childish cocksucker of a king you ever met.

King by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Acid 

A paper thin substance hippies and deadheads trip out on.

It was like having a liter of acid poured into your head.

Acid by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Disemboweling 

Removing the intestines.

The day care center owners threatened to call the police on the devil worshippers for disemboweling one of the kids in the woods behind it. What was the big deal, was that too perverse for them?

Disemboweling by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Devil 

A fictional character.

This guy Craig talked about God and the Devil, but in actuality, he held nothing that didn't have a dollar sign on it sacred. That, and winning his game were the things he held sacred, that was what he really worshipped.

Devil by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame 

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Reptilian boy girls 

Effeminate males and manly princesses.

Dewey, you're making songs about cutting people in half and reptilian boy girls and shit like that. Nobody will listen to this music.

Reptilian boy girls by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Reptilian boy girls 

Effeminate males that lack masculinity and manly girls that lack femininity. A true tomboy isn't afraid of feminity, she just spent a lot of time around her father, as many first borns do, but a copycat tomboy tends to be afraid to get the image wrong, and it will show up in the form of excess masculinity and lack of feminity in her, or in excess feminity in her where she expects all masculinity to be outlawed as toxic in anyone else. Especially barbie heads on the floor, that should be illegal to a female reptilian boy girl.

The reptilian boy girls called other people toxic to reject them as a defense mechanism because she had been rejected by them.

Reptilian boy girls by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021