Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 02, 2021
Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).
Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.
Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.
by The Original Agahnim July 07, 2021
Once they had taken back their lives and communities from the freedom fighters led by the Jim Jones church mouse calling herself Bridget (the New York Irish mouse in American Tales), the people had jobs to go to once again, and their was no longer any new normal or tunnel with light at the end of it, their was only light to see (something besides her to look at).
by The Original Agahnim February 02, 2022
In the old days, a freedom fighter might ride around on horseback to make himself/herself appear higher than the law so that he/she could trample all over people's rights, but nowadays they just ride around in a Jeep to try and intimidate/instigate people since it's quicker and more convienient.
The freedom fighter wanted everyone arrested (all the boys to the yard) and the town locked down with lies.
by The Original Agahnim February 02, 2022
Someone that fights freedom, usually on horseback to make himself/herself look higher than the law and thinks of themself as the law. Otherwise known as an instigator, someone that always tries to trap or provoke people much in the way a matador would trap and provoke a bull.
Syd Noreaga thought of herself as a healer even though everyone around her was sick as from a plague of her. Some people had loved and missed the freedom they had back in 2019, before each and every freedom fighter started calling himself/herself the law.
by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022