The Original Agahnim's definitions
When a silly female can wake up a black eye after a night of partying and her silly friends can laugh about it instead of try to have someone killed or imprisoned over it, there will be equality, because mlaes will become as powerful as females if that ever happens. Until females begin to take their lives as often as males, go to jail for the same amount of time as males for the same crimes, and authority figures no longer take it easy on them or give them breaks (they get as authoritative with females as they do males) for things ranging from traffic tickets to everything else, (and when as many unarmed females are being shot by the police as unarmed males) females will no longer be the most powerful people, everyone will be equally powerful. When more female kids are getting ass whoopings from their parents, as many as males, then there will be equality.
The people that whine the most about equality (not making as much money for the same job) usually don't appreciate how fortunate they really are, because their lens is too narrow to see beyond their own gripes.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
Get the equalitymug. By adopting the name of her brother's childhood neighborhood (not her own, as she wasn't originally from there) she could make one more of many things in life (if not everything, as always) about herself instead of about the issue.
The narcissist would always try to stand in front of the forest (which she was planning on clear cutting anyway, until she was the only thing left to see, except since she hated being alone, she needed to leave a few things left around to see her so that she wouldn't have to stand alone, cowards usually don't like to have to stand alone) like a tree so that everyone would only see her and not the bigger picture (how small not only they were in comparison to her as they were always told by her, but also how small she really was right along with the rest of everyone else).
by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022
Get the Narcissistmug. The parrot lady would get standoffish and bark at any passerby that didn't allow her to walk all over them after having someone other than herself call them a bunch of names like passive or weak (something other than one of the alphas like herself) or all these other things, trying to lock down their neighborhood (not hers, as she wasn't even originally from there) with lies, and being as inflammatory as possible towards them to cause any drama that she could.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
Get the Standoffishmug. A silly person.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious or funny. She would be the kind of clown people who went to the event got in fights at, instead of laughter.
by The Original Agahnim May 30, 2021
Get the Clownmug. Whether it's a vinyl record or a sports/entertainment record, no matter how many you break, you won't take them with you when you're not around any more. Some people like to break records, others disagree that all records are made to be broken, and they try to take care of the records they have while they are still here.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Get the Recordmug. Nobody really has it easy, some people just know how to deny ever having had felt anything negative, which is when they get obsessive/excessive about things they wouldn't otherwise if they just processed that life isn't all sunshine, but that isn't a bad thing. Plants don't get happy or sad, but they don't do too well with no rain.
Nobody can really walk in somebody's else's shoes without being a quack, since they will always be viewing things from their own lens even if the shoe does fit. So really how hard or easy something is depends on the person.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Easymug. A silly person.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious. She thought she was the one straightening people out her whole life, and not the other way around.
by The Original Agahnim May 30, 2021
Get the Clownmug.