Downfall

The end of somebody.

She wouldn't stop smiling because she still thought the guy thought he was better than people, and she did not want him to sad clown her because his infatuation was going to be his downfall.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

instigator

Someone nobody would miss, since people don't miss somebody trying to walk all over them.

Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?

Me- You must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back. Until then nothing will be working out.

by The Original Agahnim January 08, 2022

Fievel Mousekewitz

The Jewish mouse searching for his family.

Fievel Mousekewitz made it out of Russia before those Socialist cats took over.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Fragile

Something in danger of falling apart, even if not easily or right away.

He would call things fragile from behind the curtain, and Charlene the female Chucky doll would tell everyone how she was suprisingly not fragile and not to let this or that about her fool you or cause you to underestimate her (when in reality most people that didn't know her well or hadn't known her long thought she looked tough), but there were always some things a few people just knew, even if they weren't obvious to most.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.

The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021

Phony

Fake every day of the week.

Everyone has a phony family member that always thinks they are on reality TV (which is the worst name for the kind of TV programming that it describes, as even TV shows and movies are closer to reality than reality TV, even if it's unscripted it's full of fake people and there is nothing to make up for or redeem it from that). The kind of family member that always laughs at everything and everyone, thinks of everything and everyone as hilarious, you always see a family member like that on instagram or one of those other sites with another video of them doing something that wasn't even interesting when they were a kid doing it (such as them with a hula hoop, big fuckin deal) but they think it makes them the most colorful and interesting person in the world (something they must have got from their mother telling them the home videos of them as a kid were awesome when nobody else would tell them that if they ever watched them).

by The Original Agahnim January 09, 2022

Cohabit

Something a guy might not want to do with a girl that is always trying to stick him with a fork, a knife, or a shank in his sleep, claiming to have had a dream that he was a killer. You just do the things couples do with her, then you both go home like you don't know each other until tommorrow, that way the guy knows he has a good chance of waking up in one piece if he really wants to stay with her.

If a guy tries to cohabit with the kind of girl that sticks shit in his shoulder overnight, what does he expect to happen besides a short lasting marriage that went South a long time ago, no matter how hard they tried to work on it?

by The Original Agahnim July 09, 2021