The Original Agahnim's definitions
You don't really want to trust that dude that fucked the monkeys, sheeps, and pigs he most likely works for the government as an agent of spreading viruses like wildfire, so you want to try and isolate yourself from that dude if you can. What he is spreading is far more dangerous than the coronavirus, and he's only trying to make everyone's mood a little darker than it already is don't you think?
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the Trustmug. Look at these two dorks riding around town like they own the place in their convertible in this Expedia commercial. Is that really what you want your vacation to be like, a low budget/frequency imitation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas mixed with Hangover except without the drug induced hallucinations or booze? (drinking even made the guy with the glasses in Hangover seem much cooler than he actually was in real life) What kind of adventure is that? It's about as plain as it gets.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Expediamug. Doing everything to say fuck you to somebody without saying fuck you, or doing everything to indicate that somebody wants to pick a fight with somebody without actually starting one. Indirect agression isn't entirely passive, so it's not passive aggressive. The person is actively looking for trouble, they are just doing so in an indirect way.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
Get the Indirect aggressionmug. Big, bad bugs with expressive mandibles and big, lively compound eyes. They look and sound like they come from outer space to annihilate anything in their way.
You wouldn't want to imagine getting bit by a swarm of cicadas the way they look and sound. There would be a lot of people wary of an insectoid space invasion if more people were getting bit on the arm by those things, people must be lucky, as some would call it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
Get the Cicadasmug. When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. Someone telling someone else to tone it down usually has nothing to do with race, it's because the other person is full of shit.
He/she didn't like being told that he/she was full of shit even if the person that said tone it down had a point, and the one they said to tone it down to had no point, but still looked for anything he/she could to be argumentative over just to be argumentative, a stop sign being red not being good enough of an answer not to get argumentative about it without good reason, for example.
by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021
Get the Tone it downmug. The cultish bubbly girl always wanted a darn war in her words because she was vicious, but didn't want to sound vicious by saying something less PG or Disney friendly.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Get the Darnmug.