Cartman wanted to try being a failure for fun, to see what it was like, but didn't want to get stuck as a failure all the time, like when he started pretending to have Tourette's to fuck with people's lives, then he ended up really being stuck with Tourette's and only his stuffed animals would tell him he was awesome, at least that was what he saw in his hallucination. Perhaps there was justice in the world.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
Someone that is often more than happy (whatever that might be) to prove your point that they're a fucking moron.
She was a freedom loving warrior patriot of honor that somehow still didn't actually hold anything sacred enough to honor it.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
If someone really were evil, they would have to say "Oh my badness" every time something happened that seemed to suprise them instead of "Oh my goodness" if they were a straightforward kind of evil, but reality doesn't quite work that way.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Somebody that tries to discourage people from seeing every negative thing that could happen down the road somewhere and focus on the positive is someone that doesn't want you to see or know their true intentions. Never trust someone that pushes people to be overly optimistic about something that nobody has a good reason to be optimistic about.
Why should people trust someone that tells them to be optimistic as long they have gotten a vaccine, worn a mask, or done everything else they've been ordered to do in the past year? Things aren't going to get better, but that sounds good, so it keeps most people in line with their agenda.
by The Original Agahnim September 03, 2021
The kind of people that will ride up behind you on a motorcycle and stab you in the back with a sword if you're too busy watching a quiet one to notice one of them coming.
So you watch your quiet rogue minding his business over there, meanwhile I'll be watching these noisy ones on motorcycles with their swords and knives out. This guy Sato is dragging his sword on the ground sending sparks everywhere, and as interesting as the quiet one might be, it looks like Sato is going to decapitate somebody in about 2 seconds. When was the last time you saw a guy get decapitated? You see quiet ones minding their business all the time, what is there to watch?
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021
You watch the quiet one reading the book/magazine, and I'll watch the noisy one with the gun that says he's going to shoot down anybody that isn't scared of him/her. Whether people think he's/she's a bitch or not, the loudest one will kill you dead to prove he's/she's not the bitch, and the scared one will be the one to shoot (or cut somebody up).
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
You watch the quiet one reading the newspaper, I'll watch the noisy one with the gun saying he's/she's going to shoot the one that isn't scared of him/her (though people don't often warn you with words). The scared one is the one that will shoot.
by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021