People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also wanted to create a congregation where everyone (all walks of life and backgrounds) was welcome, which sounds good in a pretentious way, though reality is never quite the utopia it seems to be in someone's imagination.
The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming more and more like that of Jim Jones, where nobody could question (or stand up to) her without getting arrested for being a hater, but meanwhile she could laugh at everyone else and live by double standards of her own while teasing everybody else about theirs when nobody was watching, and that was fine. Everybody else's authoritie could be questioned but hers.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
The group of people that claimed to be so colorful, quirky, and different said the dinner at Dr. Lecter's was the highlight of their year, which tells you they went to a little too many overrated parties and afterparties, someone lied to them about how colorful and different they were, or (most likely) they lied to themselves and others about how colorful and different they were (and everyone including themselves seemed to believe it without really having a good reason to or questioning any of it).
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
What people that didn't get enough ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents want everything to become.
by The Original Agahnim June 04, 2021
This brave, together, grown, and magic alpha heterosexual guy/girl is threatening to knock my dysfunctional childish faggot coward omega lights out if I get closer than 6 feet from him/her with no mask on.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.
None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021