The Original Agahnim's definitions

Coining

Thinking up words that don't already exist.

That was a lot like plagiarized Bill Maher without good sense mixed with plagiarized Goodfellas, I've seen the show and the movie it came from. I'd ask if you had any thoughts of your own on the matter, but look at the kinds of words you're coining.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

raw sewage

Something the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry wants people to fear, like the coronavirus, the crime rate, and the boogeyman.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry tells people that if they don't fix the aging infrastructure now, put on a mask/get a vaccine, install a security camera, or ward off evil spirits they will have a tub filled with raw sewage, a respiratory system filled with the coronavirus, a visit from a violent criminal, or a visit from the boogeyman. Nobody lives forever, so why would anybody take the news without a grain of salt, even if some of those things really can and do happen?

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

Reverse man child/girl child

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

The reverse man child/girl child looked and sounded serious, but really he/she took nothing seriousy and held nothing sacred.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Stunning

If anything is possible, why would anything be stunning in the true sense of the word? Stunning is an overused word.

It wasn't stunning when the team that nobody thought would win won, it was something out of the ordinary, no more, no less.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Temper tantrum policing

First her mother heard the hitting, then the crying, then the screaming to her mother for help and running to her, then telling their father to kick his ass for that.

The girl thought the world should be one giant intervention stage for temper tantrum policing, just like at home when she was a kid, even if it meant the police shooting some mentally ill guy, as long as she felt safe, nobody else mattered but her, just like her mother taught her.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Respect

When a female says a male that doesn't respect a female doesn't deserve one, she's implying that every female is somehow a gift to a male that has one, a necessity in a male's life, and that any male that has a girl or a wife doesn't know how lucky he is.

Nobody has to respect somebody of either sex respect that holds nothing sacred, nobody owes them that,because the one that holds nothing sacred respects nothing and no one.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Survivor

Someone that refers to themself as a survivor frequently usually doesn't have a whole lot else going for them that anybody would miss in terms of personality.

You said you were a survivor, but if you're really so much more than just a survivor, what else exactly are you? A survivor is not an identity or a personality, survivor sounds more like somebody that would desperately do anything to survive, including kill their own brother or sister, than someone that has lived a full and wonderful life that people would actually miss when they are gone.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021