Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Umbrella corporation
A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.
Umbrella corporation by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Confederate flag
A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.
Confederate flag by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
progress
Progress isn't removing anything that offends a group, such as Confederate flags or statues. Progress is when their presence, or the presence of a statue or flag of an otherwise opposing group (such as Martin Luther King) no longer trigger violence. Until then, no progress has been made, people are only pretending their hatred disappeared by erasing their past or covering it up, pretending that it doesn't exist along with any and all negative feelings (rather than expressing them fully).
Never trust someone that pretends they have no negative feelings, or that erasing all external signs of them is progress, since these are the biggest cynics you will ever meet. Not everybody has to pretend to be an optimist all the time about everything, since there is reason not to be sometimes.
progress by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
sign
The sign says you are a stupid faggot clown that doesn't pay enough attention to black lives, extraterrestrial rights, or noisy idiots, and that all of these things matter more than what you were thinking about or paying attention to today.
sign by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
Dagger
The dagger coming off the guy's bat fractured two of the pitcher's ribs, just as somebody had arranged before the game. It went exactly as planned. He had to slowly watch helplessly as his team was turned into cowards by spacemen.
Dagger by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
agitator
Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.
What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.
agitator by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
She
In past generations, people had to have enough nerve to have a real name to go with a real face, that way people could question whether their image added up with reality or not, to make sure people were who they said they were or what they claimed to be. She is not a name or a real person, which makes her fake.
She by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021